I got a bag-load of stockings over from me contact in Paris. He rescued them from a back room at the Moulin Rouge....thats the place where the girls, y'know flash a bit of leg and *whistle* Wahey, hahaha. Alright calm down Godfrey, calm down sahn.
I can let them go at 2 and 6 the pair. Treat the wife, treat someone elses wife eh?
Just tell Captain Mainwaring I've got a gammy leg.