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Just as I was about to pay for something.
Actual true story.
I was buying Sugar Puffs.
I actually think I might be a homophobe.
I don't get it. Do moths like lotion?
but the Honey Monster smells like a lady moth
by a massive falling anvil and all these birds started flying around my head.
I'm ok now like.
is that a wrestler who goes by the monicker of "Anvil".
And is that how you spell "monicker"?
2) nor me.
friend of mine disappeared into a tunnel cut in to a cliff the other day. I tried to follow only to find that the tunnel was actually only painted on the wall.
To confound my confusion, a truck then came through the tunnel towards me, running me over.
Truth - stranger than fiction
Except when the truck hit me, my mouth span round and round and ended up on the back of my head. I was okay by the next scene though.
and in the loo.
OH HOW WE LAUGHED AT THAT STORY FOR YEARS.
Mine is funnier. And true. It really happened. I swear on my dead gran's grave.