Well, this was always going to be a good one wasn't it?
My favourite so far:
"It is now time for the British Muslim Community to illustrate more vocally to distance themselves from the religious fanatics It is simply not good enough to have their religious associations stating this. "
Uh oh spaghetti-ohs! Logic failure: initiating head self destruction sequnce. Thanks Paul Matthews of London: you couldn't make it up etc.