As I've been on holiday for the past week, I haven't posted. You probably didn't notice you complete bunch of bastards.
Anyway, to save your time and my effort, I am going to post things wot I would 'ave posted 'ad I been in Blighty.
1) Lyle, I love your c(o)unt(ry).
2) Why are French girls not as attractive as they should be?
3) Red wine is better than rose wine
4) OMGZ TRUCK IN 3 WEEKS YAYAZ!!!1!
5) Does anyone ever go 'clubbing' anymore?
6) Suggest me some bands that I could book for a night at my student union (promotercentric)
7) Musical variations on Dissers names (I'll start with Queens Of The Mahone Age)
Answers on a stamped address envelope to Lemonbrickcombo inc., PO Box LBC, Shittin' Essex.