a) Great. Bill Gates and I have got it going on! In fact, I'm thinking of launching my own rocket to Mars.
b) Pretty good. I have a Maserati and Lindsey Lohan is using my summer home in Malibu for a rehab.
c) Fair. I'm sleeping with the landlord's daughter.
d) Not so much. Thank god my parents have jobs!
e) Awful. I can't decide between a Barfly gig and eating for the next month.
I'm sorta in the c/d range.