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today is going to have to work pretty hard to beat this
Are you going to eat a yoghurt on a bus?
I had a bacon and hash-brown cob.
some northern term for sandwich?
for what you southerners call 'a bread roll'
See, you'd call a bacon cob a bacon roll, right? So what would you call a sausage cob? cos it's not a sausage roll!!
that's a breast isn't it?
boobs look like bread rolls
cobs look like tits
it's the correct term
are pretty special.
But I'm still glad I had my friday sausage and egg McMuffin.
'friday sausage' made me laugh way more than it should have.
i have a can of relentless!! YEAHHHHHHHH
with semi-skimmed milk.
Shall I tell you about the dream i had last night?
CHRIS BENOIT IS DEAD
Well, I liked it. It was a single, actually. I own it. It has a bit where they go 'OOOH OOOH OOOHOOOH OOOH'
boyo something something posted himself boyo
Is this about Talking Heads?
was it not clear?
I'm actually slightly confused now. And I'm still worried I've upset Theo. This is a dark, dark morning.
I've been trying for two years and he's only stormed off to Australia once.
HA! Stupid Waldo.
but then i thought of their kids
isnt peaches fucking geadolf somehow related?
Yes. I'm her stalker. That makes us related, right?
and last night i had asparagus!!!
WELCOME TO FUNNY PEEPEE CITY!!!!
i think people make it up to sound good
I'm going to eat LOTS of asparagus
My assistant will eat LOTS of beetroot
and we will then pee together with our red and green streams!
And with my golden shining piss and your red and green streams, we can recreate Karma Chameleon together.
We could sing it acapella and start pissing in time
"..if your colours were like my dreams, Red (red piss starts) Gold (you start) and Green (I start)"