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my dog has diahorrea
its fucking disgusting
its bumhole looks like an open, shit-pouring wound.
anyway,
1) when poop scooping, how the hell to i clear up the squitty horribleness?
2) how do i clean up its bumhole afterwards. dont dogs normally sort these things out for themselves?
3) how do i fix my dog so it wont keep doing it?
:|
shake n vac
1) Kill dog
2) Buy cat
3) Problem solved
^
dogs are rubbish.
*hi five*
as previously discussed
people who prefer cats are people who hate themselves.
maybe
but we're not the ones covered in shit
THE VET!
put it outside
and hose it down.
put it down
outside.
aw cute!
water with a little salt and sugar
eh?
thanks a lot!
as a non dog owner who really
doesn't like fowled footpaths : IT ISN'T.
*fouled?
put sand or something like that on the poo
leave it for a bit, then you'll be able to shovel it up rather than...I don't know what else you'd do with liquid poo...
Sand wouldn't work.
It'd have to be sawdust or something. And that take an awful ong time. It'll wash awa, just leave it. Poeple should look where they're going anyway.
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It'd have to be sawdust or something. And that would take an awful long time. It'll wash away if just leave it. Poeple should look where they're going anyway.
I dunno
a straw?
chickens all over the place
I'm sorry
I can't stop laughing at this!
Hose down the poo! Keep him in the garden.
shoe
spaniel
elastoplast
my cat diarrheapsoseeesd on my arm the other day.
aw, poor cat.
:''''''''(
just take it to the vet!
the internet says this is a bad idea
cos antibiotics are whey harsh
oh, right.
give it lots of dry, salty food then.
that's what they do 2 peepz wid cholera.
nice
I would put sand
or sawdust on it, let it all 'set' and then scoop/sweep it up. I would try not to use too much water.
Chuck turf mould over it
then sweep it up
you refuse to scoop poop
but you think you know enough about my dog to say that it really needs to go to the vet? ive done some searches ON THE INTERNET and they say just to cut back its food. dogs eat all kinds of nonsense which makes their poop bad, and if it goes on for more than two weeks its vet time
and im not bathing the little twat every time it does a poop.
fair
s'not my dog as such, but the only person who cares about it is on holiday
but to elaborate
its passing liquid stools.
not shitting constantly
put it down
i wish
UPDATE:
POO IS SOLID
I REPEAT
!!!!!POO IS SOLID!!!!!
seems my dad just fed it some chicken
shitest thread ever ?
maybe !
nah thats
http://drownedinsound.com/articles/91017
a close second !
ha
this animal drama has become top DiS comedy.
well done mister alcxxk
poor little westie
hope she's better soon.
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