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alcxxk [Edit] [Delete] 46 replies 10:41, 29 June '07

my dog has diahorrea

its fucking disgusting

its bumhole looks like an open, shit-pouring wound.

anyway,
1) when poop scooping, how the hell to i clear up the squitty horribleness?

2) how do i clean up its bumhole afterwards. dont dogs normally sort these things out for themselves?

3) how do i fix my dog so it wont keep doing it?

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  • :|

    chris-budget | 29 Jun '07, 10:41 | X
  • shake n vac

    restlessboy | 29 Jun '07, 10:42 | X
  • 1) Kill dog

    2) Buy cat
    3) Problem solved

    Royter-Hatfood | 29 Jun '07, 10:43 | X
    • ^

      dogs are rubbish.

      Jamie_Summers @Royter-Hatfood | 29 Jun '07, 10:46 | X
      • *hi five*

        Royter-Hatfood @Jamie_Summers | 29 Jun '07, 10:47 | X
      • as previously discussed

        people who prefer cats are people who hate themselves.

        restlessboy @Jamie_Summers | 29 Jun '07, 10:51 | X
        • maybe

          but we're not the ones covered in shit

          Jamie_Summers @restlessboy | 29 Jun '07, 10:57 | X
  • THE VET!

    TheoGB | 29 Jun '07, 10:49 | X
  • put it outside

    and hose it down.

    smilingcrazylady | 29 Jun '07, 10:49 | X
    • put it down

      outside.

      Royter-Hatfood @smilingcrazylady | 29 Jun '07, 10:51 | X
  • aw cute!

    zxcvbnm- | 29 Jun '07, 10:53 | X
  • water with a little salt and sugar

    eh?

    thanks a lot!

    alcxxk @jasminepearson | 29 Jun '07, 11:00 | X
  • as a non dog owner who really

    doesn't like fowled footpaths : IT ISN'T.

    zxcvbnm- @jasminepearson | 29 Jun '07, 11:00 | X
    • *fouled?

      zxcvbnm- @zxcvbnm- | 29 Jun '07, 11:01 | X
    • put sand or something like that on the poo

      leave it for a bit, then you'll be able to shovel it up rather than...I don't know what else you'd do with liquid poo...

      thephotobooth @jasminepearson | 29 Jun '07, 11:05 | X
      • Sand wouldn't work.

        It'd have to be sawdust or something. And that take an awful ong time. It'll wash awa, just leave it. Poeple should look where they're going anyway.

        dark_truffles @thephotobooth | 30 Jun '07, 11:52 | X
        • *

          It'd have to be sawdust or something. And that would take an awful long time. It'll wash away if just leave it. Poeple should look where they're going anyway.

          dark_truffles @dark_truffles | 30 Jun '07, 11:52 | X
    • I dunno

      a straw?

      zxcvbnm- @jasminepearson | 29 Jun '07, 11:10 | X
    • chickens all over the place

      chuff @zxcvbnm- | 29 Jun '07, 11:13 | X
  • I'm sorry

    I can't stop laughing at this!

    Hose down the poo! Keep him in the garden.

    Kayleia | 29 Jun '07, 11:12 | X
  • shoe

    spaniel
    elastoplast

    pieces_of_reece | 29 Jun '07, 11:17 | X
  • my cat diarrheapsoseeesd on my arm the other day.

    aw, poor cat.
    :''''''''(
    just take it to the vet!

    fihiki | 29 Jun '07, 12:04 | X
    • the internet says this is a bad idea

      cos antibiotics are whey harsh

      alcxxk @fihiki | 29 Jun '07, 14:20 | X
      • oh, right.

        give it lots of dry, salty food then.
        that's what they do 2 peepz wid cholera.

        fihiki @alcxxk | 29 Jun '07, 14:25 | X
  • nice

    meths | 29 Jun '07, 12:05 | X
  • I would put sand

    or sawdust on it, let it all 'set' and then scoop/sweep it up. I would try not to use too much water.

    babykim | 29 Jun '07, 14:09 | X
  • Chuck turf mould over it

    then sweep it up

    Trumpet | 30 Jun '07, 10:31 | X
  • you refuse to scoop poop

    but you think you know enough about my dog to say that it really needs to go to the vet? ive done some searches ON THE INTERNET and they say just to cut back its food. dogs eat all kinds of nonsense which makes their poop bad, and if it goes on for more than two weeks its vet time

    and im not bathing the little twat every time it does a poop.

    alcxxk @wishpig | 30 Jun '07, 11:33 | X
    • fair

      s'not my dog as such, but the only person who cares about it is on holiday

      alcxxk @wishpig | 30 Jun '07, 11:48 | X
      • but to elaborate

        its passing liquid stools.
        not shitting constantly

        alcxxk @alcxxk | 30 Jun '07, 11:52 | X
    • put it down

      sharp_yet_blunt | 30 Jun '07, 11:47 | X
      • i wish

        alcxxk @sharp_yet_blunt | 30 Jun '07, 11:51 | X
    • UPDATE:

      POO IS SOLID

      I REPEAT

      !!!!!POO IS SOLID!!!!!

      seems my dad just fed it some chicken

      alcxxk | 30 Jun '07, 13:26 | X
      • shitest thread ever ?

        maybe !

        lyle @alcxxk | 30 Jun '07, 13:27 | X
        • nah thats

          http://drownedinsound.com/articles/91017

          alcxxk @lyle | 30 Jun '07, 13:35 | X
          • a close second !

            lyle @alcxxk | 30 Jun '07, 13:38 | X
      • ha

        this animal drama has become top DiS comedy.

        well done mister alcxxk

        John_Brainlove @alcxxk | 30 Jun '07, 13:31 | X
        • poor little westie

          hope she's better soon.

          -gen- @John_Brainlove | 30 Jun '07, 14:12 | X
    • VET

      VET VET VET VET VET

      John_Brainlove | 30 Jun '07, 13:31 | X
    • the best thread

      cutoff | 30 Jun '07, 14:35 | X
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