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DiScuss, with reference to examples from your day to day life.
"It's not a unicorn after all. It's one of those little airfresheners shaped like a turtle."
"Fuck!" said Quentin and came.
but was 2 stone heavier than I expected when I saw her in person.
after the trauma of hearing your voice?
My point of reference: sta travel cardiff bird. Heavenly voice, hippo-like figure.
but it needs a little more
a dark chocolate Terry's orange thing, phone me up and I'll talk in a fitfatfashion...
instead? I don't want to actually talk to anyone.
and she soudns fit and i imagine she has your face, because she has your name too y'see
I hope she doesn't have my face, I don't want a double.
and the other day too. I have a good telephone manner. Try it out, call me!
that for 24 minutes. In the end, I decided to take the risk.
about the timing
oh dear oh dear
you are a bad man
just to reset the balance a bit.
but she's still gonna go ape.
I hope it breaks before I leave work.
I am packing a suitcase and passport though. Just in case.
me. I leave soon. I can get you ticket
bamos the chance to make more jokes.
you're actually dead already.
She'll understand, right?
The tension is killing me
I've just logged in, I gave meths my password.. I hope he hasn't been posting anything he shouldnt!!
you better run
the first one, then we wouldn't be in this sorry mess!
I THOUGHT OF CHANGING THAT TO 'WEIGHT'.
I MUST STOP THIS.
I knew that 'giving meths your password' day was a bad idea!
And DiS will have burnt down, I just know it. You should probably hide at Maccabees....
it will slowly fall harmlessly down the boards!
She's already left for curry. Winner.
There's nothing wrong with that of course and certainly nothing funny about it.
Everyone stop posting!
"wind it up and watch it go BANG
Two lives depend on it!!
Maybe we, the users, should decide whether the lives deserve saving from the Irish nutter
We're good people!
It's true, they'll be sorely missed.
Although I don't like to speak ill of the dead, well nearly dead.
how you came to this decision?
nothing personal. just business.
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its not as if you get to the point where its so extreme she laughs it off. it's doom time.
I'm going home now.
If this is to be my last post, let it be this:
But sadpunk has won this thread.
so that it's still about tommorow then he can post something else witty.
used to work on the same site as me who i spoke to regularly for a number of weeks on meeting me said 'You sound better looking than you are'
But she had a Geordie accent and was pretty ugly, so...
puberty hit yet?
WRONG WRONG WRONG
about the behaviour of some male specimens on internet forums.
work out who you're having a dig at ...
me because i'm paranoid and she posted in response to me.
Obviously it's immature to think relatively negative things about someone who has just insulted you.
but rather another post in the wrong place.
always use a picture of not you and hide behind it?
heard this expression before, but a guy at work used it at about 11 this morning while we were talking about someone. 5 hours later, here it is again. Spooky
If so, that'd explain it.
one guy was really persistent, asking for my number or my email address, he even said he'd set up an email for me!
i was like 'for all you know i could be a whale!'
BBC1 8.30: Fit On The Phone, Add Two Stone!: New sitcom from makers of My Family. Michelle Fit, a call centre operator with a voice that gets fellas hot under the collar, shares a flat with her friend Michelle Twostone, a woman who is actually two pieces of rock which weigh about a stone each. In this laugh-filled episode Fit gets a horny caller back to her flat, and the two hit it off, despite the handsome stranger being initially disappointed by Fit's ample frame. But Twostone has other ideas...(S)(T)
to bump this?
Oops, I did it as well. Tsk.
It will make my day at work that bit more fun waiting for a response to this
But I really want to be here when she is.
Very sly if she is....
I like it.
oh deary me
I'm hiding behind my hands!
gutted, I was expecting a Hulk/The Thing style rage
it would have started a shitstorm, so didn't
it's what everyone wants apparently
Fighting on the internet is daft