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May I direct your attention to the last sentence of this story -
That should do it.
Apples and Pears?
It’s no joke
WE don’t make light of marital infidelity.
But there’s one thing worse than finding your wife’s had a romp with one of the Chuckle Brothers.
Having to watch their programmes.
best program on tv.
yet she 'fell for his charms'. I guess that just makes her a silly trollop then?
"Even though you won’t have your underwear on for long I’m looking forward to seeing it and removing it slowly and sexily, you gorgeous little thing."
Even in that language you can't imagine it without it being followed by the officious park keeper barging through the door demanding to know why the lawnmower is in the middle of his prized rhodedhendrons.
Oh dear oh dear.
Next week, Toby Anstis's home-made snuff movies
....oh wait a sec.......
That an adult male enjoys sex and tried to sleep with someone who was married to someone else?
It's hardly fucking news is it?
i thought everybody knew Barry Chuckle was a perverted sex pest. The guy loves gash
April 2005, apparently.