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that I robbed a bank via a time portal in a fence.
What did you dream about?
and smashed your face up
what? he has beef with this thread? Have there been lots of them recently? I'VE BEEN TOO BUSY TOO POST LOTS AND READ ALL YOUR STINKIN THREADS RECENTLY.
everytime you dream about me.
i think her name was sarah *hmmmm*
but it would be justified. I'm determind to get in there first.
I dreamt that I made a cheese sandwich, left it on the kitchen table, then came back 30 seconds later to find it was gone. I asked my mum if she'd seen it ("Mum, have you seen a cheese sandwich around?"), she hadn't, so I opened the fridge and it was in there, half eaten. My mum and I were the only people at home, so I knew that she must have eaten it then put it in the fridge. I said to her "I thought you said you hadn't seen it?" and she said "Oh, that cheese sandwich" or something, not as a joke but because she's an IDIOT. Then I started a thread on here about it called "Retards say the funniest things!", beginning it with the statement "If only you could get away with meaning that title literally...".
I was a wizard, and another wizard challenged me to a duel, which I accepted, because I was BLATES going to win, but then he killed the head wizard and absorbed his power, so I chased him around while he tried to take over the world, and I fired my fire cannon at him, but he had fire resistance or something :(
I had the worst dream ever. Colin and I were at a shop, then we were crossing a road with an island in the middle. We both got halfway then Colin ran across. The red man was lit but when I looked to my left I saw no cars, so I began to cross. Suddenly I heard Colin shout "CLAIRE, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT" and I looked to my right and there was a MASSIVE lorry right next to me going at an alarming speed. I froze then jumped and just as the lorry was about to hit me everything went black for a minute, then I woke up. At 4am. Vey scary.
....in my dream I got really hammered to celebrate pulling off the bank job and then shot someone in the face because I thought he was an informant to the Police....I woke up feeling guilty today. :(
Some girl I fancy was playing violin with Creedence Clearwater Revival.
Why? She doesn't play violin (I think). CCR don't have a violinist (I think).
although before we were allowed to start karting we had to do a jigsaw of a lobster on the grid. I managed to finish mine first and get a lead of 31 laps.
by 33 laps - I extended my lead. I won a crystal vase with 3 toothbrushes in.
I hope so.
that my most recent ex was singing with Michael Jackson
it's like I'm walking through deep water or something. I hate it!
My legs work just great in RL.
and you're obviously a repressed homosexual
that I was locked in a pub with 2 people from my course that I cant stand. I told them I only had enough money for one, but they kept on buying me drinks and offering me their views on music.
but i could just post a link to their band and cease all this talk of friendship immediately!
And it had none of the weird extra bits that normally come from dreams like people with three heads as groomsmen or the church being made out of leather - this was like watching a video.
Feels pretty good.
*prepares to be mocked by long-termers*