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With your bare hands, naturally. I reckon I could probably take down a alsatian without incurring too much damage? You?
Giggling in the office before lunchtime!
I'm a machine.
should feature Bamos wrestling!
I shall make this happen.
Or maybe a sheep.
poor sloths always get preyed on by things bigger and meaner than them (algae, ants)
1) "Despite their adaptation to living in trees, sloths make competent swimmers."
2) "Their claws also provide a further unexpected deterrent to human hunters - when hanging upside-down in a tree they are held in place by the claws themselves and do not fall down even if shot from below, so that they are not worth shooting in the first place."
Yeah, why bother?
I can't imagine one swimming though
maybe a small dog.
i could probably kill a sheep with my bare hands, but not a bear.
they're massive on two legs. i think a labrador is more within your targets.
i think i could take a chimpanze
they're well strong
Alsatians are quite big, but slow - a good kick to the face, got in early, would make the rest of the fight easy.
a chimp wouldnt cripple you straight away.
Go for the juggler!
Not a ram, mind.
he's not gay!
fuck you all
any animal. Like if I got attacked by a tiger I always reckon I'd do something clever like stick a biro into it's skull.
I won't be testing this any time soon.
"My owner was PWNED by ZXCVBNM"
And then rip it's heart out with my teeth.
If there are any tigers reading this is all PURE HARMLESS FANTASY. And you see what I'm going to do to crocodiles anyway.
But I never carry a biro round with me. Maybe I should.
crafty little fuckers:
BLACK SQUIRRELS! Oh, I so want one!
I've always wanted my label logo to be a squirrel (in a running pose, kinda like the Puma sportswear logo, I guess).
Squirrels are ace
A large house cat
A conger eel (outside of water)
And one of these http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Crocodylus_cataphractus.jpg because I would snap it's beak off.
With Mike from Spaced taking on an alsatian? He spent about 5 minutes going through all the amazing techniques and back up techniques he'd use, then in the actual event it just ran up and jumped on him before he could do anything at all.
I wouldn't mess.
that show was ace though! Yeah, I guess if it were a properly police trained dog I wouldn't stand a chance. I was thinking more about the docile, domesticated alsatian, but I may revise this to 'border collie' - they're such pussies.
cause, like, im well'ard and stuff.
Actually, I probably could take on Wellard the dog.
they are little bastards who get violent if you 'walk past THEIR tree' and stuff.
I wouldn't take on Wellard - the clue is in the name!
punch his face off!
is second only to dogs in hats in terms of animal related hilarity.
smaller than a horse. Cows are normally pretty docile, I could do them.
out of water of course
Elephants > 100 dwarves
if i caught it flush on the jaw
i'd pay for it to happen, Pavillion Gardens sound good to u?
u can run up n down kimbely steps!
its pretty muchmy favourite animal.
but i never knew they were that massive!
and put them together to make a machine!