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A. I'm not a man
B. I'm not a whining hypochondriac
i HATE it when people say "I've got the flu" and they're up and about, doing stuff.
If you had the fucking flu you'd be in bed, barely able to stand, you cunt.
it's called 'a cold'.
when my dad got man flu, he rang the police.
he was on the motorway, decided he couldnt drive any further, pulled over and rang 999. police went and fetched him, rang home, 'mrs mcculloch? this is sergeant ____ we have your husband here, erm, he's not very well...'
i thought my mum was going to divorce him that day!
i love doing it, but it's a bit pointless at uni so i delay it until i'm home and i can get as much sympathy as possible out of my mum.
and having to rely on someone else to look after me.
Whenever I've got just a cold I just get on with whatever I'm supposed to be doing.
I dont even take medicine or mention i feel the slightes bit poorly, this once resulted me in passing out but MAAAAN POWER!
but why not get a few free rental dvd's and some awes food made for you?
n got 4 days off of work/college