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something just died inside me...
just full of articles taking the piss?
well-meaning yet naive and stupid americans
# When signaling the number "two" with your fingers (index and middle), like when ordering two pints, be sure your palm faces the other person. The other way around, with the back of your hand facing the other person, is equivalent to giving someone the middle finger
if the person is hott
Only because it'll break you financially.
Get to know your local Tesco, M&S Foods and Sainsbury's markets where you can pick up inexpensive lunches and snacks for back in your hotel room.
London police are usually happy to help with directions, questions, and even the odd photograph, providing they're not busy. However, if they're directing traffic, or otherwise involved, they may be abrupt if asked anything.
i would love to meet a tourist doing this
I just copied that exact sentance with the intention of pasting it here and making a similar comment underneath.
Great mind, eh?
if they stopped shoving me into traffic during rush hour
the is no out of the way, also i got cut in queue in the train staion
which mythed me as i was the only one in the queue, dude seriously PAIIITENCE
run piggy run
Maybe you just weren't queueing properly.
hahahahaha, this is a joke, yeah ?
this is true, some people are polite, when its not rush hour
shop assistants in london are no less talkative than they are anywhere else I've lived. And are probably more so than in Manchester.
And I've got into the occasional conversation with someone on the underground, too. It's only in the mornings that everybody is too fucked to do anything other than stay silent...
i took a backpack last time i went, should i get a man-bag instead?
"If the worse comes to worst, and you need medical assistance urgently, the UK has a good National Health Service, which will provide life-saving treatment for free."
Not actually true. They'll bill you later on.
DON'T EVER USE THEM
Seemingly designed to try and kill as many people as possible.
asking you 'why' ... i was asking PocketMouse why.
Do you think escalators are designed to kill?
so it's not surprising she is scared of escalators.
If ever someone would have benefitted from an inner London upbringing it's PocketMouse. She'd be well-hard by now.
"Don't just stand on escalators, walk up them, they're not a fucking ride"
Something like that.
"Dont maintain eye contact with strangers on public transport, it's considered rude."
Stare at their breasts instead...
Erm, 'pardon me', I mean. I wish I'd read that before I came to DiS. It's almost like you guys live in a different country, and yet you have Starbucks. Hmm. Weird.
"Do not attempt to keep up with your average Londoner when it comes to alcohol consumption. This is the land of the Public House, or Pub, also known as one's Local."
'im off out'
'where you going?'
'to one's local'
im gonna start talking like this :D