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Which is the odd one out?
The Pakistani. Because he'll be requiring a funeral rather than a tasty salad.
The halibut. Because the rest are crustaceans
told to me in the pub over an extended lunchtime. I'm hammered
Are you back at work?
if so, why not take this opportunity to give some special attention to all the lovely ladies you work with! ;)
I already give them enough attention! I'm the only one that gets touched
go over, pay them a compliment.
Then let touching commence!
Will you testify for me in court?
Heck, I'll even defend you!
"Your honour, I demand this case be thrown out!"
That's my plan. Foolproof!
I really didn't get it. Now I wish I still didn't.