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Means we get to see more chat with Sue and McEnroe though.
all I know is andy murray is not playing.
Don't forget Cliff!
Somebody might take him out with a sniper this year
Boris Becker is playing Singles?
I was suprised to find B Becker in the listings.
though German, is nothing at all to do with Boris Becker. Despite the fact that Boris is father to around 67% of the German population
They're all his son. Every six seconds, Boris fathers another child.
that the offspring from his six second sex?
forward to it, only sad I won't be going this year.
Andy Roddick to continue his good form, and Federer to struggle as his form has been lacking (for him) and he hasn't had his usual grass court warm-up tournament.
Nadal is going to find his part of the draw tough, too...
throw good money at Ivo Karlovic, for at least a semi-final place. Views on this, judge_tipster?
have to meet Nalbandian and Baghdatis at some point who have both played well at Wimbledon in recent history, plus Hewitt is in his half who I think might go further than he has for a while.
I'm not here to put anyone off though, my luck is so bad if I fell in a barrel of tits I'd come out sucking my thumb
not had a great season though, and I think Baghdatis is beatable - especially by someone like Karlovic. In my view.
But then I haven't won a bet since the National in '04, so I'm on quite the losing streak.
You'll lose more, but your last winner will have been more recent.
Judge_B - solving gambling problems since 12.00 today
Twenty quid on Grantham Town to win the Unibond First Division - South.
Karlovic stands a good chance this year
Over the next 2 weeks I'll mostly be at the tennis courts
I hate people like you!
Every year we play for months, from say April - September, but everyone always comes and takes up the courts around this time (usually with the best weather)
BBC sport themes - pretty amazing?
DUH. DUH. DUUUUUUUH.
(guess the theme)
Even if we can't get in we'll sit under an umbrella and look at that big tv screen in the rain. If it's switched on.
ooh we're so english and crap!
you could almost say "WIMBLEDON'T more like".
that was the antithesis of boring.
a shame Mahut and Clement are playing each other at first round.
As are Tsonga and Benenteau !
And Mauresmo will win again !
I'll give you £30.
like when your photocopier fucks.
Look it up in the manual.
WIMBLEDON'T more like.
check feeds are clear and reboot
I've seen posh twats wandering around in white shorts and slinging racquets over their shoulders.......
as soon as Wimbledon gets near, they all start creeping out the woodwork. Annoying isn't the word when trying to walk down the street and you nearly get hit by someone demonstrating his backhand.
"Sorry old chap, guffaw, didn't see you there"
"WIMBLEDON'T more like"
I loooove Wimbledon.
and Federer just won !
on Wednesday. I was hoping to see Hingis...teenage crush and all that.
COME ON TIGER TIM!!!!! IT'S HIS YEAR!!!!!
have they renamed Henman Hill, Murray Mountain or anything yet?
It'll be something like Mauresmo's Mammaries or something.
he was also my rugby coach.
Florent SERRA just beat KOHLSCHREIBER !
infinitely better than Neighbours.
Pin loses against Schnyer after having matchpoints...
I can't help but wish him well.
I don't know who these people are or where they come from, but I'm pretty sure I'd like them to die.
I hope he loses and says something like, "it was just a bad day at the office."
has he ever played a match in wimbledon that wasn't a 5-setter?
I'm happy !
It's like watching a puppy die.
2 break points
No it's not!
He might just do this.
He's throwing it away....
this is brilliant sport.
to stop it at 1-2 ?
FUCKING COME ON!!!!
it's all gone to shit since Alan Mills left.
Can we not get down there with some torches or something?!
to set that guy in the newcastle shirt on fire?
Who is that cunt? He angers me.
That man's such a cunt. On this thread while he's there, and then pretending to celebrate points and all the while just posting on here secretly.
bring back Alan Mills!
on the retrospective 70 years of Wimbledon coverage thing.
if frustrating cos tim always fucks up under pressure and always screws up net approaches. the dildo. and i'll miss the end cos i'll be at work. THANKS 'TIM'
I mean, only god can do that and if Tim Henman was god he would have made it at least once to the finals of Wimbledon. Still would have lost to Federer though.
paul sorting through post: "bills, bills, bills, bills, nothing but bills."
Barry: "he should've left a forwarding address".
how occasionally in Chucklevision there are obscure Rotherham United references.
Chucklevision - the children's programme God himself watches.