aside from the obvious, like muggers and Nick Griffin and nu-rave.
- The people i live with, for being a gaggle of utterly selfish fucks.
- Me, for not being able to stand up to them.
- Weak bin bags. i'm scared of lifting this one up in case the contents of my flat'mates' 'spring clean' spill out over the floor, which seems to include a rare Idlewild seven-inch covered in Ragu, a crumpled photo of Jeff Buckley smeared with sunflower oil and a used dildo.
- Flies. i know that you're part of mother nature's rich tapestry of creation but can you stop being so dumb and fly out the window please because that's why i've opened it.