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for someone who prides himself on wind-up columns, he's not very good at them.
He blatantly think he's hilarious too, when in fact he isn't. Like Russell Brand with a better haircut and a beer gut.
All music made outside of 1950-1971 is now redundant.
Glad we sorted that one out. Thanks for showing us all the light, jezza.
would make more sense if you replaced the word Glastonbury with V.
he makes me too angry. But writing a whole article around how your wife wants to pretend she's eight again is a bit cuntish, no? I say divorce him and take away all his cars, yup.
but my thoughts were exactly the same.
Glastonbury is gash, largely frequented by middle class, middle aged Volvo drivers and their kids. He hasn't got a fucking clue about new music but he's right about the line up being appalling too.
it seems the only people that go are people that like to think theyre going to "glasto"
that people like Clarkson and those who support his view on Glastonbury are the type who have never been and have an axe to grind about their preconceived notion of it, maybe I'm wrong.
He's clearly never gone to a festival in his life, and spent his formative years in a darkened room wanking to Pink Floyd. I hate that man so much.
at least in my case
well, except the Stooges and the Killers. It's sorta sad. Why are they there?
while watching it this year on telly.
I've always kind of regretted not going, at least once.
Watching it now, I realise that the idea of standing in a field with 100,000 other people is something that I would always have hated, even when I was younger.
The one thing I'd always remember is the BO. From every direction.
It's a good thing the bands are always uniformly dire, otherwise I'd be inflicting that on myself every year.
i think it's got it pretty much right.
all the big festivals are rubbish for this kind of reason.
boring Volvo-driving numpties with sat nav etc. etc. etc...
then why the cunting fuck have we got JAMES CUNTING MORRISON, KA CUNTING SABIAN, THE CUNTING KOOKS, PAUL CUNTING WELLER on the bill?
Looking down the rest of the stages there are fantastic acts, but for Christ's sake. There's very little edge to the Main Stage. It's desperately conservative. Volvo all the fucking way.
That said, there's plenty and more for people who don't want to be tarred with that brush. I'm sure Bong-Ra was playing one of the stages. I'd be in there breaking things and generally being happy.
And the desperate rush for tickets every year makes me a bit sick in my mouth, to be frank.
'cunting' = the new 'the'
NEW BANDS TAKE NOTE