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easy ways of getting rid of it, without spending money on Bongela, etc?
Finger on your ulcer.
Cry a bit.
in a weird way
it brings down the swelling and numbs the pain, also im sure the worst ulcers kill u... no?
I can't eat anything right now:(
I used to think they were little stones, and that you could squeeze them out
turns out they're craters that feel like stones, so not advisable
So you could cut out the infected area. Or maybe squeeze it, like a spot. That's what I do. I hold my tongue between my teeth and press down. Never works, but I live in hope. Plus I kind of like the pain...
I'll give it some thought
these are lip ones though not tongue
Don't people sometimes die of ulcers? This clearly isn't the worst ever.
I might die yet
except blindness obv
isnt it when they explode the toxins enter ur blood stream?
like one on a leg, it looks like it's rotted away, gnarly.
also, just buy bongela! wouldn't you rather depart with a few pounds but be out of pain?
if you're really skint get your mummy to buy you some. do a sadface. my mummy would always buy me someting like that.
usualy over dinner, she goes in a rant of how she cooked dinner yet i refuse to eat it, i do my lil pout point at my tounge n go
It really hurts, i think my tounge is gonna fall off if I dare touch one of ur yummy tatos.
Then i get a fiver n sent down the shop =D RESULT
try it =)
I'll have to wait until tomorrow...
Well I would anyways, because everywhere's closed but you know...
tips for the perfect sad face?
i look down at the floor
i open my eyes really wide
its good if your fringey bit falls in your face too
arms crossed behind back
boobs pushed out a bit (this tactic wont work on mums, but is handy when dealing with bouncers etc)
try to look innocent
I was praying to God u wouldn't say dad, I half expected it lol.
what do you take me for?!
lol sorry =) my mind is dumb
will thrusting my crotch have the same effect...
n.b. crotch is a really gay word, but I wanted to avoid saying "thrusting my cock", for fear of being dubbed a pervert
and eat lots of fruit and veg. sorted.