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It's fucking hideous, that's what.
It's this sort of thing that makes me want to strangle people.
'SCHOOL LEAVING SHIRT'
that's brilliant. they should sew aids into the collar.
Who would actually buy that? Ones written by your actual friends are bad enough:
Mum: "Why did you let someone write that I fellate horses on your clothes?"
Or that you do? Or that I do?
I don't understand the question.
P.S. Can you stop asking people to marry you? If you think you're moving in here with all your shit, you're very much mistaken.
He said yes!!
He's trying to get closer to Colin. Sorry to piss on your parade.
He told me it's because I have a robust womb! Colin doesn't. But he'll still marry me, right? I don't mind if it's just to get closer to Colin. It's why pretty much all people want to know me.
I suppose it would give me the chance to get closer to you. You ever had one of those... affairs?
...why must they always make me rape them...?
I can guarantee that the type of person who'd wear it would be hideous.
she'd look like a fucking testicle in human form.
humans dont have testicles...???!?!!
He means humans aren't testicles. Gaybo.
Or maybe she'd just look like a giant slaggy fucknut.
it doesn't have any swear words or crudely drawn genitalia on it
what a rip!
I was just saying that :D
oh dear. i still have my school leaving shirt (Y) loads of people writing nice messages about me despite the fact they never really wanted to see me again. cool!
i wouldn't pay £35 for a replica one. the writing's not even very authentic! if it was in grimsby there'd be messages like 'gud luk with yr baby' and stuff.
"P.s. hope u find out who da dad is"
'ps. me mam's bf rekons he cud av a go at an aborshun if ur intrestid'
teaching kids how to be 'coool'.
a) who ON EARTH would get their AUNT AND UNCLE TO SIGN IT?!
b) it's AUNTIE not aunty.
what is the world coming to?!
how prices have dropped since you bought your wardrobe eh?
...as that men's t-shirt someone sold a few years back which had a list of "girls the wearer had slept with" with comments and marks out of 10.
It begged the questions
a) Why would you pretend to sleep with girls you hadn't, especially when it was obvioulsy mass-manufactured?
b) even if you had slept with them why would you write about it on a t-shirt?
c) Who the fuck do you think that'll impress?
Simlarly why the hell would anyone want a t-shirt with signatures from their pretend best friends? Just why?
them's some great friends, if they like you so much they sewed their names onto your school shirt. omg.
whoever came up with that idea - i hope it wasn't actually kate moss, because despite it all, i still rather like her - should be shot in the womb/testicles/delete as appropriate.
what do you like about kate moss?
i dont know much about her.
she just seems like a model
a very skinny one
she's more than a model or a supermodel even. i'd say silent film star.
or at least she used to
she's a sex addict?
I moved to a new primary school aged 10, and was being minorly bullied. The time came for the school disco, and somehow I thought:
"I know! I'll wear that shirt that all my friends from last school signed! That'll show them how popular I am, and theyre BOUND to stop picking on me!"
It didnt work.
Needless to say, I had the last laugh.
Me > Kate moss
That is amazing. I love you.
the top button had fallen off and sarah borthwick laughed at me because of it. I fancied her for the next four years.
if they're just trying to re-create clothes from outifts she's worn then they are just copying!
i thought she meant outfits she's worn just in general life though.
i hate her range more
with my real friends
with mostly inoffesnive comments on it
within a day
it cost me £3
this is 10times more expensive
10times more embarrasing
n u know what! i might buy one to be alternative!
im not that stupid, i mean who would want to wear this sterile piece of crap which has no emotion to it. At least the authentic ones contain memories =)