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"It has even been documented to cause more deaths among boys in Europe than any plaque or war"
Plaques are big killers...
Its the quotation marks that does it for me.
That article mentions amputation of the penis for persistent offenders. I find that discomfitting.
"It has even been documented to cause more deaths among boys in Europe than any plaque or war."
the Sport ran with the headline "The War Against Terrorism". The first letter in each word was in red.
is where it says that women get small breasts and epilepsy if they don't have proper full on sex.
I might start approaching young ladies and asking if I can save them epilepsy...
1. When it was announced that Record Breakers presenter Roy Castle had cancer the Sun went with a front-page splash of 'MEDICATION'S WHAT YOU NEED'.
2. When one Bobby Hatfield from the Righteous Brothers died the Sun went with 'YOU'VE LOST THAT LIVING FEELING'.
3. My personal favourite, following Celtic's defeat by Inverness Caledonian Thistle the Sun went with 'SUPER CALI GO BALLISTIC, CELTIC ARE ATROCIOUS'.
two really true??
was when the Liverpool Echo reported that a German doctor was going on a polar trek:
DR FUCHS OFF TO SOUTH POLE
is probably the best thing i've ever read. My parents still have a copy of that sun :D
that MUST be deliberate
I've bookmarked it for future chuckles.
and i should be ASHAMED!
gabrielle you are SO wrong.
why would something be put on our bodies if we weren't supposed to use it?
just because some backwards newspaper thinks it's weird.
welcome to the 21st century gabrielle, it's fun here!
are from this Tuesday, when all of the newspapers decided it was national 'live up to your cliched output' day.
Daily Mail: Bernard Manning's obituary
Daily Star: BIG BROTHER CHARLEY IN VICE ROMP SHOCK
Independent: A massive picture of the earth, and a lot of text containing words of GREAT DOOM.
Daily Express: Diana Driver Was Not Drunk
DIANA EVIDENCE HIDDEN with the subheading:
THE EXPRESS CRUSADE FOR JUSTICE
2002 Commonwealth Games athletes' village magazine, after some swimming event. I can't believe they printed it, I was never serious :D
Best article ever
an episode of one foot in the grave or something
1/ from the Sun during Foot and Mouth crisis over background of mountain of burning cattle:
I wish I had bought a copy and framed it.
2/ After Madonna fell off that horse (Allo Allo reference alert):
FALLEN MADONNA WITH ZEE BIG BRUISES
3/ From the Oxford Mail, hung on my door:
BEWARE OF THE KILLER CATS
SUPER CALI GO BALLISTIC, CELTIC ARE ATROCIOUS