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13 years.......I brought a bread bin
get to the petrol station!
you need flowers!
what is the 13 year anniversary? As in paper --- copper --- diamond etc etc etc?
hence the breadbin.
a Tesco value loaf.
Or a Jonathan Morris poster.
the biscuit tin.
I wish I'd mentioned doilies earlier.
WHITE DOG POO.
NOTE TO BAMOS:
Not all tablecloths are decorative
You're all stupid.
because I agree with you
to put under the biscuit tin? What if you have an important visitor?
when I get back from work, "look...what do you think" I do a quick scan of her and the room....'new hair?...nope....new dress? .....I dont think so.....new children? hmm' "thats a nice new necklace" I chance........"No" she replies haughtily "a new tablecloth....what do you think?" (I have absolutely no opinion on it whatsoever, make my excuses and leave)
Like Mel Gibson before you, you know What Women Want.
for the right to put doilies under our biscuits.
My history is sketchy so I'm not entirely certain which one.
I did put 'Lush' stuff and and chocolates in the Bread bin, so Im not really bad.....but I have still given Mrs Knees the option of saying, that I brought her a bread bin for our anniversary.
the soap? Thinking it's bread?
bread bin. that's quite good thing to get. my parents still have this rubbish orange plastic thing. if i'd thought of it, i could have got them that for christmas. maybe this year. it's not far away..
Saucy negligee for Mrs Knees?
the 364 day gap between anniversaries learning a trade. Mr & Mrs Knees are supposed to have learned how to become breaders this year. i doubt they have though, the slacking bastards.
Breader, and kneader of dough and stuff
i am gettign strange looks for laughing so much now...
if there was more than just me here.
loudQUIETloud last night.
but shouldn't you be celebrating it? Go and have a nice day out creaky!