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Again, no need for discussion. Just a timely reminder of this timeless truth.
Thanks for you time.
George: It's coming Jerry, it's coming.
Jerry: What's coming?
George: The Day..
Jerry: Ahhh...The Day..
George: We ordered the wedding invitations today,, Nothing can stop it now. Nothing. It's here! It's
happening. Can I do this? I can't do this...Look at me. Look at me I can't do this, I can't do this (manic)
Help me Jerry , help me.
Jerry: why don't you just break it off with her. tell her it's over
George: I can't
Jerry: Why not?
George; 'Cause I can't face that scene. You know what kind of scene that would be? i'd rather be unhappy
for the rest of my life than go through something like that. (forceful) I CAN'T, I CAN'T.
I tried to psyche myself up a million times I cannot go through that.
Jerry: All right take it easy, just take it easy.
George: What about a letter?
Jerry: A letter.
George: I...I...write a letter and then I..I go to China. I disappear in a sea of people for like
six months, a year you know just while things simmer down. Ehm.. Ehm...Dear Susan. I'm sorry.
I made a terrible mistake. I'm really , really sorry.
Jerry: That's it?
George: What? Too short?
Both: Seems a little short, yeah..
Jerry: You can't go to China What about your job?
George: My Job..arghhh
Jerry: So write a letter.. move to another...move to Staten Island., 'lot easier to blend in a sea of people in
Staten Island than China believe me.
George: Yeah! Yeah!..Staten Island . What about my clothes ,how do I get the rest of the clothes?
Jerry: Aagh! You come back for your clothes
George: I'm not going back in there.
Jerry: So forget about your clothes.
George: Well I'm not starting up a whole new wardrobe now!!!
Jerry; Look, freedom with no clothes is a lot better than no freedom with clothes.
George: If she'd just take a plane somewhere.
Jerry: And what, hope for a crash?
George: It happens.
Jerry: You know what the odds are on a crash it's a million to one.
George: It's something . It's hope.
he's a fatty
IS IT LUPUS!!!!???
I got a text off a friend the other day complaining about being ill. I sent back "Is it Lupus?! Sounds like Lupus!"
Obviously she looked it (the condition, not the reference) up and got really freaked out.
even neighbours had a george reference once, i was the only one in the room to get it and shamed myself with a seemingly inappropriate explosion of laughter.
But Super Hans is more consistant and has more to his repetoire.
George from 'Goes Forth' has some wonderful lines too.
seinfeld but like SCRUBS? You are deranged seinfeld is wonderful, scrubs is just vile. By the way Buster Bluth>>>>>>> Tobias
It was shit by the end, but in the good ol' days it was comedy gold. And Scrubs is amusing at best, cloyingly sentimental at worst (ie the end of EVERY SINGLE FUCKING EPISODE).
Those aren't even the best characters on their respective shows. But at the heart of it, they are characters.
George is a person. When George Costanza hurts, you hurt too. You laugh. But you also hurt.
It's getting weird now
but in REAL LIFE! Scary!
I feel the urge to say that whenever I have to use an intercom thing now.
George is ace.
EVERYBODY OUT OF THE CHUNNEL!!
Theres something oddly comforting about the slap bass intro.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>losing your home to flooding>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the blanket unfunniness that is seinfeld
saw some words but they just didn't make any sense to me.