My usual weight is 12stlb but in the last 2 months all of my jeans/trousers have become loose - i'm not eating any healthier or doing anymore excercise than usual.
Anyway we don't have any scales in our flat so i though i'd weigh myself last Sunday while having dinner at my Mum's. I jumped on the scales and to my shock they read 10st8lb.
'Fuck me i'm ill' was my first thought and on telling my girlfriend and Mum my news they advised me to go to the Doc's for a blood test.
I made an appointement the next day and spent all day at work convincing my self i was dying. I got to the Doc's and told him my predicament and he said' Okay jump on the scales'
He then said 'So you say you've gone down to 10st8lb', 'Yes' i resonded, 'Well according to my scales you weigh 12st bang on, your scales at home must be wrong!'
What a bastard, all day spent worrying i had cancer or something and my fucking Mum's scales were wrong!
Sorry for the long winded story. Anyone else totally wasted a Doctors time as stupidly as me?