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'We will deliver your card between 9 and 5pm. We cannot specify a time'.
IT IS TEN TO FIVE. I WANT MY CARD.
how your face looks quite flat in your user pic.
i'm sure it's very 3D usually.
Niall is some kind of pan-dimensional paradox.
Oh my GOD.
I rung them up to find that I have a delivery arranged for the 22nd, on Friday, in 2 WEEKS. This despite clearly saying into their voice recognition that the date of the 14th was OK for delivery.
When I ring for an update on the progress of my delivery, a robot's voice tells me 'your secure delivery is on the road with one of our couriers' when it CLEARLY WASN'T.
I was planning to go out for a meal tonight and now I have to ASK MY FRIEND FOR MONEY until my bankcard comes tomorrow. WHAT UTTER WANK.
but now i will:
write a poem about it or sumfing! because that's what poets do yeh?
they need fist-fucking with a studded gauntlet.