I woke up this morning to find my ear is totally blocked and I can't hear shit! I've got Frog Eyes and Hella albums on my desk that arrived today that I can't listen to! RUBBISH.
I did get a good giggle from this though.....
A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".
Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and
my mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland," says the teacher.
"Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a
bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie," says the teacher.
Little Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door
neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will
take the contagious."