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What is the point? It's not like they do any work. They just winge. And they all look the same.
seriously, that's comedy gold right there, you know?
not the babies.
The women with the babies are clearly the subject of the chatter, not the babies they're bringing in.
You'd never forgive yourself if you made the baby ill!
but I'd generally choose 'bastard' over 'nonce' any day. Each to his own, though.
To gather round and go 'awww'. Even when the baby is ugly. And smelly. And it's mum is a bitch.
then run off laughing?
so i've given up trying to avoid it, and hoping people think i'm 'kooky' instead or summart...
of spending 65% of their lives stuck in an office with idiots who think showing their baby off to the rest of the idiots is a good idea.
babies/children on our site as it's high security and restricted, they could steal secrets.
our customer is the MoD.
are like with aerospace secrets.
I just know of people who have been told no before and that was the justification. I spose it depends on the level of restriction.
but only cos your mum asked so nicely.
met some people at a pub garden near work so they could meet us there, rather than taking my son in to work. I didn't want to force him on anyone. I've lost count of the times that I haven't gone to see someone's baby in reception because I couldn't be bothered to get out of my chair
he left him in reception today
doing well, ta. I'm teaching him the interweb so he'll be on here before long
crazy female top trumps.
Babies are brought in and scored in the following.
number of words spoken to date
number of burbles in one hour
amount of hair on head
number of ahhhhs from colleagues who are a) infertile b)broody
extra points if a baby hater raises a fleeting smile at the dribbling ball of flesh.
any other categories?
similarity to a maggot.
A friend of friend has a baby that is a little jaundiced and screws it's face up constantly. It wins the "similarity to a maggot" category every time.
back from France and Download. Ace time had all round.
Gonna be moving to a desk next to my boss soon, so DiS activity will be limited a bit.
now that's what your kid will look like Darcles and everyone will say for such an pretty man he sure has an ugly baby :D
my maggot spawned a maggot?
Life is not fair!
damage - ripping out women's hair, ripping at jewellery.
speed with which they try to locate the breast of any woman who handles them.
Agression when they don't get it and obv the hair pulling.
we covered style.
and most pathetic cry
are categories mine would win
extent of coverage of own body with poo
especially 'hardcore' dancing.
prole might flip out again over this