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ballboy thought so, do you? Or are they just doing it wrong?
It's been so long i think i've forgotten how to do it.
Anyone fancy a sympathy shag? I'm not bothered if you'r fat or ugly.
refers to the male and female duality of biology and reproduction. Unlike organisms that only have the ability to reproduce asexually, sexed male and female pairs have the ability to produce offspring through meiosis and fertilization. The two sexes attract one another and communicate their readiness to procreate through differences in their biology.
pretty dull eh?
it's been so long I'd completely forgotten.
sex is never boring. That's the whole point of it. Like heroin. And meat.
but that most certainly would be down to doing it wrong
I actually don't know.
it's been so long I almost forgot
Haggis is a traditional Scottish dish. Although there are many recipes, it is normally made with the following ingredients: sheep's 'pluck' (heart, liver and lungs), minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, and traditionally boiled in the animal's stomach for approximately an hour. It somewhat resembles stuffed intestines (pig intestines otherwise known as chitterlings or the kokoretsi of traditional Greek cuisine.), sausages and savoury puddings of which it is among the largest types. As the 2001 English edition of the Larousse Gastronomique puts it, "[a]lthough its description is not immediately appealing, haggis has an excellent nutty texture and delicious savoury flavour." (p592)
til you've tried it
those scots will fry anything.
I'll try it at connect.
actually beats the hell out of chips and cheese, not a lot can do that.
my housemates scoffed at it and now love it but won't admit it.
i think. Wikipedia link anyone?
When you're having sex, right, does it (a) count from the moment that the man is inside the woman, right, or is there (b) a time period it has to last for or does (c) someone have to reach orgasm? Right?
Answers plz, a, b or c.
sex starts from the time you order the pizza, and ends when you put her in taxi.
leave me in peace woman!
I'm a poor man
you can send them away on the bus instead, much cheaper.
property prices have been rising for too long as it is!
purely because it cuts down the number of people i've slept with, which means "what the FUCK?"-style mistakes.
I have an occurrence of (a) on my record, and I need to know whether to updrade it to a full one mark from it's current 'half' status.
and i'd rather expunge them..
but you've got to have C H E M I S T R Y. YEAH BABY!
that's a sad sad state of affairs
I mean that certain people are good at sexing each other and others, just aren't, it's like a mismatch and they should maybe just give up, coz a relationship with good sexing is a BILLION times better than one without.
so I choose to ignore you
I know you prefer 'making lurve' (with an r - maybe even two... lurrve)
is making me lol
Sex without love is a good ride worth trying but love without sex is second only to dying.
Then make up, and start fucking.
Makes things more interesting.
about the sex being boring? does that work?
I think that might not result in hot loving..
it only ends in tears.
Maybe it's down to your choice of partner. Why not try a seven year old boy? Seems to work for some.
Oh and Bamos, I'll go for answer (a)