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I mean, how hard can it be?
Oh course I have a laughter track. With a super secret weapon:
For the best jokes, the ST will have someone laughing so much they chuck up.
Excellent technical comedy!
I'm sure you can at least do better than that, and that got picked up by major television networks!
(having said that, a mentally retarded monkey with one arm and only a banana to write with could do better - so I expect at LEAST an Everybody Loves Raymond from you)
whose paths cross through use of an internet message board?
The comedy starts when they try and work out who has which username.
Title: THAT'S MY MONIKER!!!
or can I at least be 'gaffer' please?
something very minute goes wrong, leading to progressively more and more chaos
a damaged ballsack, count me out.
is the key to all great British sitcoms.
soooo much potential
It was to be entitled 'Trolley', and would follow the working lives of an assortment of the drop-outs and retards that work full-time in a supermarket
Who wants to be in it?
If you made it a documentary I could be one of the subjects......
(as I suspect a lot of people have), and the amount of freaks you get working there is really quite something. There's definitely the chance for somebody to do something on it, if it hasn't been done already
I bet I could beat you for the level of weirdness displayed by my colleagues.
A sitcom set in a supermarket?
I'm badmouthing you on the internet already.
Okay, how's this - straight from my personal files - I'm sitting at my desk. Woman walks by on the street outside my window. A gust of wind blows her dress up. She looks around in horror. She sees this expression on my face:
"HEY EVERYBODY, IT'S GROCKLE!"