laugh, but I'm doing everything I can to make sure my son doesn't turn into a gay; I line his moses basket with Nuts magazine and I leave him watching the Sky porn channels at night.
Not that I've got anything against gays mind, I just don't want my son turning into one of the disgusting little creatures
I mean, really. Everyone I've ever talked to, from right wing yeomen (the Sun every time) to old ladies (The Express), don't get it. I think this stuff about it being the second most popular newspaper in Britain has been made up, probably by nanny state asylum seeking lesbians.
Even when they'd realised that they weren't Nazis it took them ages to switch, and when they did, they switched to the independent, at that point in proper broadsheet, and probably as left-wing as any mainstream paper. They've now settled on the middleish of the road murdoch owned times. Which'll have to do.
to the Express. The Express have been going nuts with the whole Diana thing, but it's not like they even need an excuse...
On the BBC news, when they go through the papers in the morning, I cringe when I see the Express. It's "SECRET DIANA CONFESSIONS" or something similar, at least once a week.
....
:D
Which one's the gay?
har
It wasn't that I had anything against homosexuals: it was simply that it wasn't what I wished for my own child.
I've got nothing against ginger people
but it's not what I'd want for my child!
:O
Gingerism!
Oi
We have feelings
But you don't feel pain
According to Wikipedia...
Stronger threshold for pain
And its phyiscal pain, not the mental anguish
Punch me all you like, but no calling me ginger names!!
;o)
Stronger threshold?
Sounds a bit gay to me, shurely it's all or nothing?
So I'm gay and ginger am I?
You've only a few boxes left to tick for a full house!
:D
Back in your wheelchair, you.
:D
and stop touching kids!
:D
you've got aids remember!
Islamist?
Pinko-lefty-Trotskite?
Asylum-seeker?
Dole scum?
...
Is that this weekend?
Sounds like the gig of the year!
£15 all in on Ticketmaster
GET IN
:D
Why have the boards got good just as I leave work?
It's actually making me angry
Stupid bloody woman.
Same here.
What have we done wrong as parents?
Fucking twat.
Any girl that plays with dolls
is bound to develop gay tendencies. Shoulda given her an Action Man (an eagle-eyed one, natch).
I can imagine her now
'Oh, I'm not homphobic. Some of my best family members are the gays!'
I'd like to burn her.
go to your happy place!
dancing in corned beef!
It wouldn't bother me
if I had a daughter who turned out to be lesbian, so long as I could watch...
That photo half way down
Labelled mother and daughter in 1979
HAHAHAHAHA
indeed
she looked like a dyke aged 4
^ i was gonna say this
mixed gays & nongays ?
OH NO! SHE TURNED INTO HER OWN PERSON!
INSTEAD OF STAYING A PRETTY LITTLE GIRL FOR YOU TO DRESS UP LIKE A DOLL!
shut up you shallow old bag.
Don't stay on the fence
tell us what you really think of her
Ugh
I used to have to read the Daily Mail for work and it made me angry every day.
We used to get it delivered to our house, and my dad would use it to wipe the mud off the dog's feet, much to the annoyance of my mother.
Did she prefer to lick it off?
* suck it
Thanks for that image.
LOL
Some comedy classics today in these here forums!
You
laugh, but I'm doing everything I can to make sure my son doesn't turn into a gay; I line his moses basket with Nuts magazine and I leave him watching the Sky porn channels at night.
Not that I've got anything against gays mind, I just don't want my son turning into one of the disgusting little creatures
He's going to grow up
thinking that he has to give a special PIN number to get access to his milk supply.
^5
*PIN!
Tut tut. No 'number'.
She wrote this too
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=455619&in_page_id=1879
a wow! and THIS!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=395416&in_page_id=1879
Haha
'My perfect husband' screams the headline. 'Ferraris, Bentleys etc' screams the first line of the story.
Perfect indeed! MMm, cash...
oh and
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=398159&in_page_id=1773
world gone mad
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/health/womenfamily.html?in_article_id=328871&in_page_id=1799
Good christ
When I was three, I think I'd play with my own poo if I was allowed to. Somebody get me to a counsellor!
that is ridiculous
and appalling
George Michael in 'im not ashamed of being gay' shocker!
Well he sort of was before, wasn't he?
Lived in Toad Hall eh?
Along with Ratty, Badger and Mole? Surely him being gay was the least of her worries
Looks like
she really doesn't like gay people then.
This fucking paper
Jesus christ, I'm amazed they are still allowed to print some of the bigotted wank they come up with every day
You'd think
But then you realise that those that think that appear to be some sort of minority. Lovely.
wouldya?
though...
I meant majority
I done bad.
Dare you to get her haircut
the one in that photo
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=461597&in_page_id=1770&ct=5
You already have her dykestyle down well
I'll get my red tips done, and we can be before and after.
onstage
at Wembley
this baby looks like the devilchild
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=461718&in_page_id=1811
quite amazing really.
See thread
http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/2082536#r2082536
For further such discussions on weird alien baby
...
Exactly.
Q. Why is my daughter a lesbian?
A. Because you look like one of those drag queens who still blatantly looks like a man.
who actually reads the Daily Mail?
I mean, really. Everyone I've ever talked to, from right wing yeomen (the Sun every time) to old ladies (The Express), don't get it. I think this stuff about it being the second most popular newspaper in Britain has been made up, probably by nanny state asylum seeking lesbians.
...
My mum reads the Daily Mail.
^ my parents got it for years.
Even when they'd realised that they weren't Nazis it took them ages to switch, and when they did, they switched to the independent, at that point in proper broadsheet, and probably as left-wing as any mainstream paper. They've now settled on the middleish of the road murdoch owned times. Which'll have to do.
my parents get it too
I have no idea why. I like the Guardian.
my dad switches from the Mail
to the Express. The Express have been going nuts with the whole Diana thing, but it's not like they even need an excuse...
On the BBC news, when they go through the papers in the morning, I cringe when I see the Express. It's "SECRET DIANA CONFESSIONS" or something similar, at least once a week.