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Today's Daily Mail: my stupid daughter is a stupid gay

bamos [Edit] [Delete] 69 replies 17:34, 13 June '07

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=461597&in_page_id=1770&ct=5

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  • ....

    :D

    Royter-Hatfood | 13 Jun '07, 17:37 | X
  • Which one's the gay?

    hendonturnstile26 | 13 Jun '07, 17:37 | X
  • har

    It wasn't that I had anything against homosexuals: it was simply that it wasn't what I wished for my own child.

    sarkyfox | 13 Jun '07, 17:37 | X
    • I've got nothing against ginger people

      but it's not what I'd want for my child!

      sadpunk @sarkyfox | 13 Jun '07, 17:38 | X
      • :O

        Gingerism!

        Royter-Hatfood @sadpunk | 13 Jun '07, 17:39 | X
        • Oi

          We have feelings

          Gringo @Royter-Hatfood | 13 Jun '07, 17:40 | X
          • But you don't feel pain

            According to Wikipedia...

            Royter-Hatfood @Gringo | 13 Jun '07, 17:43 | X
            • Stronger threshold for pain

              And its phyiscal pain, not the mental anguish

              Punch me all you like, but no calling me ginger names!!

              ;o)

              Gringo @Royter-Hatfood | 13 Jun '07, 17:46 | X
              • Stronger threshold?

                Sounds a bit gay to me, shurely it's all or nothing?

                Royter-Hatfood @Gringo | 13 Jun '07, 17:47 | X
                • So I'm gay and ginger am I?

                  You've only a few boxes left to tick for a full house!

                  Gringo @Royter-Hatfood | 13 Jun '07, 17:49 | X
                  • :D

                    Back in your wheelchair, you.

                    bamos @Gringo | 13 Jun '07, 17:50 | X
                    • :D

                      and stop touching kids!

                      sadpunk @bamos | 13 Jun '07, 17:51 | X
                      • :D

                        you've got aids remember!

                        sadpunk @sadpunk | 13 Jun '07, 17:51 | X
                  • Islamist?

                    Pinko-lefty-Trotskite?
                    Asylum-seeker?
                    Dole scum?
                    ...

                    Royter-Hatfood @Gringo | 13 Jun '07, 17:50 | X
                    • Is that this weekend?

                      Sounds like the gig of the year!

                      bamos @Royter-Hatfood | 13 Jun '07, 17:52 | X
                      • £15 all in on Ticketmaster

                        GET IN

                        Gringo @bamos | 13 Jun '07, 17:55 | X
                        • :D

                          Why have the boards got good just as I leave work?

                          Royter-Hatfood @Gringo | 13 Jun '07, 17:57 | X
    • It's actually making me angry

      Stupid bloody woman.

      bamos @sarkyfox | 13 Jun '07, 17:40 | X
      • Same here.

        What have we done wrong as parents?

        Fucking twat.

        james_delve @bamos | 13 Jun '07, 17:42 | X
        • Any girl that plays with dolls

          is bound to develop gay tendencies. Shoulda given her an Action Man (an eagle-eyed one, natch).

          yo_soy_welshmun @james_delve | 13 Jun '07, 17:43 | X
        • I can imagine her now

          'Oh, I'm not homphobic. Some of my best family members are the gays!'

          I'd like to burn her.

          bamos @james_delve | 13 Jun '07, 17:45 | X
      • go to your happy place!

        dancing in corned beef!

        sadpunk @bamos | 13 Jun '07, 17:42 | X
    • It wouldn't bother me

      if I had a daughter who turned out to be lesbian, so long as I could watch...

      NickDS @sarkyfox | 14 Jun '07, 21:58 | X
  • That photo half way down

    Labelled mother and daughter in 1979

    HAHAHAHAHA

    Gringo | 13 Jun '07, 17:40 | X
    • indeed

      she looked like a dyke aged 4

      roastthemonaspit @Gringo | 13 Jun '07, 17:44 | X
      • ^ i was gonna say this

        sarkyfox @roastthemonaspit | 13 Jun '07, 17:46 | X
  • mixed gays & nongays ?

    soapy @_vikram | 13 Jun '07, 17:45 | X
  • OH NO! SHE TURNED INTO HER OWN PERSON!

    INSTEAD OF STAYING A PRETTY LITTLE GIRL FOR YOU TO DRESS UP LIKE A DOLL!

    shut up you shallow old bag.

    sophiacherryx | 13 Jun '07, 17:47 | X
    • Don't stay on the fence

      tell us what you really think of her

      Gringo @sophiacherryx | 13 Jun '07, 17:49 | X
    • Ugh

      I used to have to read the Daily Mail for work and it made me angry every day.

      We used to get it delivered to our house, and my dad would use it to wipe the mud off the dog's feet, much to the annoyance of my mother.

      colonol_k | 13 Jun '07, 17:49 | X
      • Did she prefer to lick it off?

        sadpunk @colonol_k | 13 Jun '07, 17:50 | X
        • * suck it

          sarkyfox @sadpunk | 13 Jun '07, 17:53 | X
          • Thanks for that image.

            colonol_k @sarkyfox | 13 Jun '07, 17:58 | X
        • LOL

          Some comedy classics today in these here forums!

          Gringo @sadpunk | 13 Jun '07, 17:54 | X
    • You

      laugh, but I'm doing everything I can to make sure my son doesn't turn into a gay; I line his moses basket with Nuts magazine and I leave him watching the Sky porn channels at night.

      Not that I've got anything against gays mind, I just don't want my son turning into one of the disgusting little creatures

      Judge_B | 13 Jun '07, 17:54 | X
      • He's going to grow up

        thinking that he has to give a special PIN number to get access to his milk supply.

        bamos @Judge_B | 13 Jun '07, 17:55 | X
        • ^5

          ex_cynic @bamos | 15 Jun '07, 02:34 | X
        • *PIN!

          Tut tut. No 'number'.

          TheoGB @bamos | 15 Jun '07, 11:38 | X
    • She wrote this too

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=455619&in_page_id=1879

      ehwhat | 13 Jun '07, 17:54 | X
      • a wow! and THIS!

        http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=395416&in_page_id=1879

        ehwhat @ehwhat | 13 Jun '07, 17:55 | X
        • Haha

          'My perfect husband' screams the headline. 'Ferraris, Bentleys etc' screams the first line of the story.

          Perfect indeed! MMm, cash...

          bamos @ehwhat | 13 Jun '07, 17:57 | X
          • oh and

            http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=398159&in_page_id=1773

            ehwhat @bamos | 13 Jun '07, 17:58 | X
            • world gone mad

              http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/health/womenfamily.html?in_article_id=328871&in_page_id=1799

              ehwhat @ehwhat | 13 Jun '07, 17:59 | X
              • Good christ

                When I was three, I think I'd play with my own poo if I was allowed to. Somebody get me to a counsellor!

                bamos @ehwhat | 13 Jun '07, 18:00 | X
              • that is ridiculous

                and appalling

                sophiacherryx @ehwhat | 13 Jun '07, 18:17 | X
            • George Michael in 'im not ashamed of being gay' shocker!

              fucktherave @ehwhat | 13 Jun '07, 18:06 | X
              • Well he sort of was before, wasn't he?

                TheoGB @fucktherave | 15 Jun '07, 11:39 | X
          • Lived in Toad Hall eh?

            Along with Ratty, Badger and Mole? Surely him being gay was the least of her worries

            Gringo @bamos | 13 Jun '07, 18:01 | X
        • Looks like

          she really doesn't like gay people then.

          NickDS @ehwhat | 14 Jun '07, 21:56 | X
      • This fucking paper

        Jesus christ, I'm amazed they are still allowed to print some of the bigotted wank they come up with every day

        Gringo @ehwhat | 13 Jun '07, 17:58 | X
        • You'd think

          But then you realise that those that think that appear to be some sort of minority. Lovely.

          bamos @Gringo | 13 Jun '07, 17:59 | X
          • wouldya?

            though...

            ehwhat @bamos | 13 Jun '07, 18:02 | X
            • I meant majority

              I done bad.

              bamos @ehwhat | 13 Jun '07, 18:02 | X
              • Dare you to get her haircut

                the one in that photo

                http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=461597&in_page_id=1770&ct=5

                ehwhat @bamos | 13 Jun '07, 18:04 | X
                • You already have her dykestyle down well

                  I'll get my red tips done, and we can be before and after.

                  bamos @ehwhat | 13 Jun '07, 18:05 | X
                  • onstage

                    at Wembley

                    ehwhat @bamos | 13 Jun '07, 18:06 | X
    • this baby looks like the devilchild

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=461718&in_page_id=1811

      quite amazing really.

      sarahhh | 13 Jun '07, 18:22 | X
      • See thread

        http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/2082536#r2082536

        For further such discussions on weird alien baby

        Gringo @sarahhh | 13 Jun '07, 18:44 | X
    • ...

      Exactly.

      Q. Why is my daughter a lesbian?
      A. Because you look like one of those drag queens who still blatantly looks like a man.

      Stealthy @Jack_El_Biscuit | 14 Jun '07, 22:04 | X
    • who actually reads the Daily Mail?

      I mean, really. Everyone I've ever talked to, from right wing yeomen (the Sun every time) to old ladies (The Express), don't get it. I think this stuff about it being the second most popular newspaper in Britain has been made up, probably by nanny state asylum seeking lesbians.

      Parsefone | 14 Jun '07, 22:07 | X
      • ...

        My mum reads the Daily Mail.

        Stealthy @Parsefone | 14 Jun '07, 22:08 | X
        • ^ my parents got it for years.

          Even when they'd realised that they weren't Nazis it took them ages to switch, and when they did, they switched to the independent, at that point in proper broadsheet, and probably as left-wing as any mainstream paper. They've now settled on the middleish of the road murdoch owned times. Which'll have to do.

          thenewge @Stealthy | 15 Jun '07, 03:39 | X
          • my parents get it too

            I have no idea why. I like the Guardian.

            Kayleia @thenewge | 15 Jun '07, 12:11 | X
      • my dad switches from the Mail

        to the Express. The Express have been going nuts with the whole Diana thing, but it's not like they even need an excuse...

        On the BBC news, when they go through the papers in the morning, I cringe when I see the Express. It's "SECRET DIANA CONFESSIONS" or something similar, at least once a week.

        IrishMagpie @Parsefone | 15 Jun '07, 11:44 | X
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