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How are YOU today?
GREAT. All bosses are out for two days! And yourself?
the sun is shining =D
Other than that, I'm mint.
Dog tired. How about yourself?
in bed, about to get on the train and record. i feel a good hair day coming on
UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT!
Open 12-12, pub lunches a speciality.
Fine selection of ales
Darts, pool, and a brand new It-Box!
Come inside and talk to Beryl & Bob in a relaxed and friendly environment!
No Irish, no blacks, no dogs.
Can I bring my black Irish dog?
You actually found a black Irish dog!
how much I'm giggling to myself right now. It's going to be a good day :)
I wanna stay here and giggle!
can Exit the Wizard and Fingerprinting and the Cravat play there at some point?
to pull that poor builder out of there yet? :(
And yeah, they got the bloke out 'in the early hours' apparently.
I'm ace, lying in bed watching Jeremy Kyle. I was woken up by the beautiful postman but I don't think he saw past my panda eyes and explosion hair.
How are you this fine morn?
Negatives- suffering from hayfever quite badly, I am at work.
Positives- Had a pain au chocolat for breakfast, it's sunny outside, my hair looks alright.
i get my degree results in six and a half hours.
good luck and PM/text me the result!!!
Sheesh, you're like a pushy parent.
or I'm taking away your x-station3!
I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you.
I'm leaving home.
You'll be back when you're hungry!
Call that slop you serve me FOOD? Waffles are NOT a food group mother!
When I was your age I was working in factory and we ate an apple a month! That was it!
We would have loved to have had waffles, baked beans and bacon!!
Wake up and smell the 21st Century! We have money now, and cars that can move without a chap moving in front of them waving a flag! We also have central fucking heating, so you can stop buying me those sodding jumpers as well!
This morning I finally realised that Babyshambles is a pun on the word 'Babycham'.
well i'm hungover, I have ghayfever and I've got to train a new girl today, and she's blatantly going to be hott and i'm obviously not going to be able to speak a word of English to her, but other than that, I'm alright.
speak the language of love!
Always works for me.
i.e. falling into 'the friendship zone'.
women are silly, and like it when you act like a coont. No idea why.
The also seem to say the opposite of what they mean:
"no, i'm FINE!"
"sorry i'm busy"
"stay away from me"
i'll try the lot!
it reall depends on the context. Doing that to a new girl in work means you = office perv and therefore deserve violence.
then yes, yes indeed.
Although I can't decide what to see at the cinema tonight.
and ergo, back at work, so a bit fucked off.
Still, nice to be back in other senses!
2. Not going to the cinema.
Why won't people play with me?!
Grrr. I'm like a puppy that isn't getting the attention it deserves.
That's where I'm a Viking!
I'm going to bask in it
and I can't be bothered to do my work because no matter what I do, my boss will change it.
So I'm debating whether to do any at all.
this morning. I'm going to buy a strimmer for the garden and a tin of white paint at lunchtime.
How very manly!
although I can't claim that's what the white paint is for this time sadly.
with the joys of spring
Stepped outside at 8.30am to 41C heat and nearly fainted. No water in work either.
But I feel strangely positive.
Looking forward to seeing a brand new hot band tonight. Kula Shaker I think they're called?!?!
my Mission Of Burma album STILL hasn't arrived yet. I'm going to get on a plane, fly to Caiman's offices and moon the entire organisation. I might also moon some major American institutions while I'm there, seems a shame to miss an opportunity.
I'm tired, but happy.
My big toe hurts.
I have an interview in an hour and a half then I'm going to Edinburgh for 6 days with my girlfriend.
Life is pretty good right now.
I'm pretty sure I'm not the type of person they're looking for so I'm not really nervous. WINNER.
and i drank so much water when i got in too :'(
in other news, i want to go swimming.
he needs things repeated
cheeky young upstart!
if looking slightly rough
my exams today. I am about to take a nap and then go and watch Gay Against You and get very drunk indeed. :)