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it's well good innit.
I probably fancy you.
Apparently I "fancy everyone", or so say my colleagues. =[
those words are so familiar
like you just have too much love to give?
that doesn't please me tristan.
and they are LUSH.
You started it!
I don't think I like this thread...
including u honey x
Nah its pretty awesome, if u get an inklin someone fancies u
I need it making really obvious!
I fancy loads of people!
but she had to go on holiday, apparently...
I hate it when that happens.
i also believe she has a 6.5 boyfriend...
it's the future. :-)
you're easily a 7/10, so you go get her!
i meant 6'5" but got distracted by the thought of her running through the beautiful pastures of wales carefully avoiding sheeps mess, yet keeping entirely graceful
Occasionally I think someone does.
Then it turns out they don't.
Then I get depressed.
But aside from that fancying people's awesome!
although I bet I'll go and I'll stand my own and leave on my own and I'll go home and I'll cry and I'll want to die.
although you'll be disappointed once you find out I don't know stuff.
I have every faith in you. Which country has the largest untapped gas reserves then?
but I believe the world's largest untapped gas reserves are in the Arctic region.
ever fancied me but I have known girls who have settled for me. That's the best
he's kissed girls n stuff
In fact, SEVEN weeks. Who decided it was ok for women to have passports?
it confuses me as to why.
I bet you are single
ha ha ha
its my natural charm (she was drunk)
to get close to devonmalcolm
a tank top should suffice
Even better, a tank top with a picture of a tank on it! I'll be beating them off with a stick...
when you could buy dodgy ex-Red Army tanks on eBay.
if so: thanks!
i get a lot of the baybez looking at me when i'm planetside. but where do i take them? because of that big walking carpet living on it, the Falcon is harier than an unshaved German woman, and nobody wants to get funk-eh to that!
i dunno why that one hasn't dissolved in my brain yet.
there's no-one i really fancy at the moment. it's rubbish :(
i need to go places where there ar nice men.
i (L) you both
when you hear someone fancies you, or they tell you. That's a major 'yay'.
However, being male, I tend not to notice until 6 months later. I'm pretty slow.
usually it's avoided by hammering someone's mate instead.
Especially if it's a mentalist/munter.
finding out someone hot fancies you?
finding out someone hot fancies you >>>>>>> finding out a not particularly attractive friend fancies you.
Especially when you have no chance with them and it would be a horrible idea anyway :(
but I'm still <emo>
i don't actually fancy anyone myself at the moment, but i will just get emo over the fact that no one fancies me :(
Stupidly hot profile pic
and anyway, you reckon you once saw me in hulme library, so you know what i actually look like :(
walking along stretford road quite near to hulme library. i turned my head.
no, i stared like a lecherous pervert. i do this to a lot of girls but never ones who don't look pretty hot
let's not talk about this anymore now, please. thank you!
but at least you're not sitting dwelling on it constantly. You can just go 'la di da' and not be like 'pfft.. boy'
it got really boring. Now i fancy a gurl that I'm not likely to see very often, so that means I'm likely to be disappointed less often. It's a win win situatin!!!!
I mildly fancy someone, but not enough to put the effort into making a prat out of myself...
and it wasn't her, it was her friend I called a c*nt...and anyway it's all fine now, I've kissed her right in the face again since then
does anyone else find that in summer you fancy about 50% more of the people you see out in the street? I don't know if it's just because there's more skin or show or whether all the hotties just hide in cocoons all winter.
I think the heat melts your mental faculties. Like drink.
They always end up being 15 as well.
:D (that was quite funny)
i think it's something to do with the sunshine.
And it's not just that there's more skin because girls dressed in non-summery clothing who are hot seem much more prevalent in the summer too.
boy in cardigan - hot
glasses-wearing boy - hot
Old man on bike - hot
Bald angry man - hot
apart from the bald bit. And I haven't got a bike. And I'm not really a boy.
Angry glasses wearing man in Cardigan?
i think im becoming asexual
i thought that i might have fancied the new boy at work, but now i just think he's a bit of a cock.
like that though, right?
Develop a slight bit of cuntishness and they'll love you for it, the mentalists. I have never worked out why.
but not for marriage material.
why all men in stable marriages are at least slightly resentful at wasting their lives
are you saying that married men didn't previously get as much action because they were too nice?
but unfortunately, arrogance doesn't do a lot for me.
its mainly because i think i hate literally all women. I'd be gay if i didn't not fancy men and fancy women instead.
And that's why fancying people is gay.
im more 'indifferent'
Fancying people = worst thing ever
there's lots of romance in this thread
let's all get heart-shaped kitkats!
of some rom-com type thing.
You can't eat, you can't sleep, you convince yourself that they'll only reject you if you approach them, thus leaving you in a hopeless limbo... and that's not to mention the worry that they'll feel your erection every time they hug you.
you need to learn to slap their arses and give em a cheeky wink instead of hugging them.
Also a good method of avoiding rejection is to kill em first. Dead women don't say no.*
*might be illegal
hugging is nice.
"pretty much a eunuch"
That's really quite unpleasant...
and then drink their vomit from a pint glass. show them some real machismo.
to everyone's problems.
i needed more "gumption". lulz.
then we *may* go out.
my profile picture was taken just before i started to cry, so that's one thing we've got in common.
chuck_berry is an out and out cunt
sarky is pretty much spot on
Someone fancies me.
Sadly not the same person...
That sounds like a tangled web you've got there.
although sometimes without the "someone fancies me" part.
love traingle things..
(I'm quoting, not suggesting before I get more "scandal" posts).
a scandal eh...sounds good...
but not as rubbish as not fancying anyone, generally I think I would be much better off with that area of my brain just being removed.
especially when they fancy you back :)
mainly because i'm fed up of fancying people who are too good/pretty/clever for me.
i sometimes decide i fancy strangers on public transport and then chicken out of talking to them and just sit there rubbing my thighs and breathing heavily instead.
i can't think why i'm single.