"Hello, is that Mr. Roberts?"
Yes it is.
"Hi, I'm calling from British Gas. Do you mind if I asked you a couple of questions today?"
"We've been informed you're leaving British Gas, is there anything we can do to change your mind?"
Can I have some money, or a house please?
"Don't be silly, sir."
Silly? OK, I'm definitely going to npower then. Bye!