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High tea in Melbourne.
to express crude envy of someone meeting the dalai lama?
i meant it in a nice way.
how amazing is that?? she gets to have tea with him in a room (with about 30 other people).
it is pretty awesome.
Ha. (I'm kidding...)
Yeah, she's lucky... she was very excited - was just chatting to her then.
wants his priest overclass back. Its true. Penn and teller told me.
Nor Seventh Day Adventist.
Nor Jehovahs' Witness.
I think I've broken almost all but one commandments (what were they again? Thou shalt not throw salt at thy neighbours pig farm............)
No, I'm pleased for her. I look forward to receiving the pictorial proof.
actually, u fail!
No, that was Medusa's stare...
Gosh, bible tales, Greek mythology; it all kind of rolls into one sometimes...
he made naughty with his daughter
Yeah, it was Lot and his wife. Wow - you paid attention somewhere along the way.
Did he do bad things with his daughter?
Can we change the subject and move onto mythology instead? Better than Bible paedophilia fables.
Now Pegasus, on the other hand....
pegasus is cool too.
I read a lot of greek myths when I was younger (I was a weird child) I liked the one about Icarus who flew too close to the sun. Moral of the myth? wax melts don't make wings out of it.
That's probably wierder.
(I turned out ok.)
he mighta done, but he didn't get turned to salt. his wife got turned to salt, for looking back wistfully at sodom [or gomorrah... one of them] when they were leaving it.
Fatigue and what it does to someone's humour.
was the problem that you wanted to make the joke or that you were too tired to construct it? :-P
or something like that.
sodomy is named after sodom. lot was the one good man in the city, the rest tried to rape some angels (gayly) so God destroyed the whole place. and lot's wife looked back when she wasn't meant to and got turned to salt.
EVER. Genesis 9: 20-25.
Noah gets wasted and falls asleep in his tent with his balls out, so his son covers him up. Then gets cursed....
"And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard: And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent. And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without. And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness. And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him. And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren."
The second commandment is "THOU SHALL NOT TALK ABOUT THE TEN COMMANMENTS."
in the end it turns out Moses is actually a figment of his own imagination, and it was him fucking Marla Singer all along.
*END OF SPOILER*
She should do the world's biggest WAZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP!!!!!! Because it's at it peak out-of-dateness for it to have maximum funnyness.
And everyone there has met him except me?
Oh yeah - don't live there anymore.
impossible to hate?
I was just the other day discussing what would happen if you walked around central London wearing a "The Dalai Lama is a cunt" t-shirt.
Purely as a social experiment/conceptual art project.
See also "Put Mandela back in jail".
around to observe this, as a purely sociological experiment.
Fuck yes. Great idea. Shall we?
I'd have to make up rent.