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One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."
What's Mary short for?
She's got no legs.
A tuba toothpaste.
"Would you like a kipper tie sir?"
"Ooh ta, I'm parched!"
is that because of the cuttlefish?
Immigration problems, global warming, not being able to find the end of the sellotape...
i learned to do it while living in the internetless wilderness!
what did the other one say?
A man knocks on the door of the Russian embassy, and when the door is opened asks: "Is Len in?"
are parrot's noses made of fish? is it some kind of internet joke that i wouldn't get because i don't have the internet?
because he kneaded a poo
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in strawberry patches.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?
Works pretty well, doesn't it?
one says to the other "So, how do you drive this thing?"
Because he was a gold fish.
A CAR PARK!
He's suing his employers for funfair dismissal
and wears yellow checked trousers?
Rupert the Fridge.