i'd assasinate Paris Hilton, free of charge (except the many years in prison it would cost me).
I know she's insignificant and ultimately pointless, but I can't help being repulsed by her and what she stand's for, and think a bullet through the head, preferably on live, national TV would be a good example to set.
Now who's with me? REVOLUTION! I LOVE CHE GUEVARA! RA RA RA etc