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I'm very much a pacifist and don't approve of war in general but this invention is brilliant:
coolness = 99%
chances of actually being made = 0.0000000000000000000001%
New Scientist magazine reports that the "friendly appearance" of the robot is designed to put the wounded at ease.
AAARGGGHH I'm HIT!! I'm DYING!! HELP MEEEEEEEE ooh, look at the teddy-head!!
sorry for any confusion caused.
but if i was lying in a pool of my own blood, with my body pumping endorphins into my brain and adrenaline racing around my system, while all the while shells are going off around me, the absolute last thing i'd want to see would be a giant robot bear walking towards me.
"Waiter! Waiter! What's this robot doing in my soup?"
"It looks like he's performing human tasks twice as well, because he knows no fear or pain."
What's the difference between a regular robot and a killer robot?
The gnawing jeers of men.
Why did the robot order a milkshake?
To blend in with the general human population, making it easier to infiltrate society and—in time—conquer it.
10 Cross road
20 Goto 10
Microchips with motherboard on the side (it was a cannibot)
Because it was programmed to!
"How many cars would you like me to build today?"
so much :D
Actually, there's no such thing as a sad robot because they don't have true emotions.
Because it was switched off!
Nothing, it's a robot!
It was his dad's name!
The flashing lights!
Susie tosses a clock out the window. A robot inquires, "Why did you do that?" She replies, "I wanted to see time fly!" The robot says, "Ah ... A perfect subject for elimination," and shoots her with a laser beam through the face.
an action man?
seems to massaging his nads as if an Iraqi's just run up to him and kicked him square in the buster browns.
was 'at a stretch' by anschul... def. i left a laugh all over my desk.
If I'd been wounded on the battlefield, would I give a fuck if I was "reassured" by the teddy bear face, as long as it was taking me to fucking safety?
if you're making a robot that can pick up fallible men because it can't be damaged / stopped by the enemy... just make a load of robots. use the men to control them safely from an underground layer in switzerland.
That quote confuses me. I think he means the "bear touch".