On the weekend, whilst in Edinburgh, we were walking back to my girlfriend's flat, from a quick pint at the pub on a sunny afternoon.
It was really sunny so we walked across The Meadows, which is basically a big park. Attached to this is a pitch and putt links golf course, which isn't fenced off in any way so we took a short cut across it.
I spied a seemingly abandoned golf ball, so in a sudden rush of male bravado I said "Look at this!" and did that thing where you flick it up in the air off the back of your heel.
I turned around and there was a very angry-looking Scottish man with golf clubs stood behind me - it was his ball :(
I apologised a bit and then ran away quickly because he was carrying things which could have been used as weapons...
Anyway. That was long. And embarrassing. What about you?