these are the threads that I've almost started, but abandoned due to them being shiter than shite and terribly mundane. But i still want to get them out there and set them free:
1. Isn't it annoying when people don't stir your tea properly, leaving a sugary mush at the bottom?
2. I don't understand the concept of making sauces. A sauce is something you buy in a jar, you can't make one!
3. Why are ducks so stupid? Frankly they deserve to get run over.