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how do you get rid of ulcers?
Just try and leave it alone until you've saved up enough money to buy some bonjela.
Then apply to infected area. Repeat reguarly until you cry for your mum.
ulcers are actually small slugs
is a big fat lie designed to make you cry. It didn't help mine...
Yeah, salt water Meths - that fixes everything!
lack of sex drive
IF ONLY SHE WERE HERE TO HEAR THAT JOKE!
nukes 'em good. Yes it hurts, but it works, lady!
and buy some bonjela
i think she's crazy
apparently vitamin C will cure the fucker up.
I never run out of bonjela in case I decide this is true.
them a cheap rib dinner, demand to go halves then call them a slut
it's only a fecking ulcer
toothpaste over it untill it's smooth and then pretend it's not there.
i'm not even sure what a ulcer is, but hey it could work
mash salt into them with a matchstick, they may have been being cruel though
You want this stuff: http://www.chemistdirect.co.uk/frador-mouth-ulcer-tincture_1_3018.html