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if you havent got any bonjella,

meths [Edit] [Delete] 40 replies 17:44, 4 June '07

how do you get rid of ulcers?

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pieces_of_reece | 4 Jun '07, 17:45 | X
You don't

Just try and leave it alone until you've saved up enough money to buy some bonjela.

Royter-Hatfood | 4 Jun '07, 17:45 | X
- Wet cotton bud dipped in salt.
  
  Then apply to infected area. Repeat reguarly until you cry for your mum.
  
  Bundoz @Royter-Hatfood | 4 Jun '07, 17:47 | X
salt water

yo_soy_welshmun | 4 Jun '07, 17:45 | X
^ this

howmuchivelied @wishpig | 4 Jun '07, 17:46 | X
no way!

meths @wishpig | 4 Jun '07, 17:46 | X
murderer

meths @Terra | 4 Jun '07, 17:51 | X
blu tack

sadpunk | 4 Jun '07, 17:45 | X
- so little tact
  
  meths @sadpunk | 4 Jun '07, 17:46 | X
yes

salt

ulcers are actually small slugs

ronslunchbox | 4 Jun '07, 17:46 | X
TCP innit

hendonturnstile26 | 4 Jun '07, 17:46 | X
I think the salt water one

is a big fat lie designed to make you cry. It didn't help mine...

Yeah, salt water Meths - that fixes everything!

smilingcrazylady | 4 Jun '07, 17:46 | X
- come downs?
  
  meths @smilingcrazylady | 4 Jun '07, 17:47 | X
  - yep
    
    also:
    
    lack of sex drive
    stupidity
    ugliness.
    
    smilingcrazylady @meths | 4 Jun '07, 17:54 | X
    - i might give to some to lady mehts then!
      
      IF ONLY SHE WERE HERE TO HEAR THAT JOKE!
      
      meths @smilingcrazylady | 4 Jun '07, 17:54 | X
- Salt on a cotton bud
  
  nukes 'em good. Yes it hurts, but it works, lady!
  
  Bundoz @smilingcrazylady | 4 Jun '07, 18:03 | X
go to the shops

and buy some bonjela

pretty_vacant | 4 Jun '07, 17:46 | X
They wouldn't let Bonjella on the plane a few days ago :(

TheWildSon | 4 Jun '07, 17:47 | X
- no passport?
  
  yo_soy_welshmun @TheWildSon | 4 Jun '07, 17:48 | X
my friend claims she bites them off

i think she's crazy

IndieAndy_Jones | 4 Jun '07, 17:48 | X
- or just really gross...
  
  chunty @IndieAndy_Jones | 4 Jun '07, 17:49 | X
  - or a lier!
    
    meths @chunty | 4 Jun '07, 17:50 | X
Squeeze a lemon onto them!

TheoGB | 4 Jun '07, 17:49 | X
- you're joking?
  
  meths @TheoGB | 4 Jun '07, 17:50 | X
  - WHY THE FUCK WOULD I ABVE A LEMON!
    
    meths @meths | 4 Jun '07, 17:50 | X
  - No. My French teacher recommended it
    
    apparently vitamin C will cure the fucker up.
    
    I never run out of bonjela in case I decide this is true.
    
    TheoGB @meths | 4 Jun '07, 17:52 | X
- racist
  
  pieces_of_reece @TheoGB | 4 Jun '07, 17:50 | X
- buy
  
  them a cheap rib dinner, demand to go halves then call them a slut
  
  ronslunchbox @TheoGB | 4 Jun '07, 17:51 | X
just be a man and get over it

it's only a fecking ulcer

IndieAndy_Jones | 4 Jun '07, 17:51 | X
- mummy it hurts!
  
  meths @IndieAndy_Jones | 4 Jun '07, 17:52 | X
TCP

hendonturnstile26 | 4 Jun '07, 17:53 | X
- rub
  
  toothpaste over it untill it's smooth and then pretend it's not there.
  
  Frances14 @hendonturnstile26 | 4 Jun '07, 17:54 | X
  - I don't actually know
    
    i'm not even sure what a ulcer is, but hey it could work
    
    Frances14 @Frances14 | 4 Jun '07, 17:54 | X
someone once told me you

mash salt into them with a matchstick, they may have been being cruel though

ThingsThatFly | 4 Jun '07, 18:00 | X
bump

Royter-Hatfood | 2 Sep '10, 11:23 | X
Forget Bonjela

You want this stuff: http://www.chemistdirect.co.uk/frador-mouth-ulcer-tincture_1_3018.html

wisdom | 2 Sep '10, 11:27 | X

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