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how do you get rid of ulcers?
Just try and leave it alone until you've saved up enough money to buy some bonjela.
Then apply to infected area. Repeat reguarly until you cry for your mum.
salt
ulcers are actually small slugs
is a big fat lie designed to make you cry. It didn't help mine...
Yeah, salt water Meths - that fixes everything!
also:
lack of sex drive stupidity ugliness.
IF ONLY SHE WERE HERE TO HEAR THAT JOKE!
nukes 'em good. Yes it hurts, but it works, lady!
and buy some bonjela
i think she's crazy
apparently vitamin C will cure the fucker up.
I never run out of bonjela in case I decide this is true.
them a cheap rib dinner, demand to go halves then call them a slut
it's only a fecking ulcer
toothpaste over it untill it's smooth and then pretend it's not there.
i'm not even sure what a ulcer is, but hey it could work
mash salt into them with a matchstick, they may have been being cruel though
You want this stuff: http://www.chemistdirect.co.uk/frador-mouth-ulcer-tincture_1_3018.html
tip ex
You don't
Just try and leave it alone until you've saved up enough money to buy some bonjela.
Wet cotton bud dipped in salt.
Then apply to infected area. Repeat reguarly until you cry for your mum.
salt water
^ this
no way!
murderer
blu tack
so little tact
yes
salt
ulcers are actually small slugs
TCP innit
I think the salt water one
is a big fat lie designed to make you cry. It didn't help mine...
Yeah, salt water Meths - that fixes everything!
come downs?
yep
also:
lack of sex drive
stupidity
ugliness.
i might give to some to lady mehts then!
IF ONLY SHE WERE HERE TO HEAR THAT JOKE!
Salt on a cotton bud
nukes 'em good. Yes it hurts, but it works, lady!
go to the shops
and buy some bonjela
They wouldn't let Bonjella on the plane a few days ago :(
no passport?
my friend claims she bites them off
i think she's crazy
or just really gross...
or a lier!
Squeeze a lemon onto them!
you're joking?
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I ABVE A LEMON!
No. My French teacher recommended it
apparently vitamin C will cure the fucker up.
I never run out of bonjela in case I decide this is true.
racist
buy
them a cheap rib dinner, demand to go halves then call them a slut
just be a man and get over it
it's only a fecking ulcer
mummy it hurts!
TCP
rub
toothpaste over it untill it's smooth and then pretend it's not there.
I don't actually know
i'm not even sure what a ulcer is, but hey it could work
someone once told me you
mash salt into them with a matchstick, they may have been being cruel though
bump
Forget Bonjela
You want this stuff: http://www.chemistdirect.co.uk/frador-mouth-ulcer-tincture_1_3018.html