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if you havent got any bonjella,

meths [Edit] [Delete] 40 replies 17:44, 4 June '07

how do you get rid of ulcers?

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  • tip ex

    pieces_of_reece | 4 Jun '07, 17:45 | X
  • You don't

    Just try and leave it alone until you've saved up enough money to buy some bonjela.

    Royter-Hatfood | 4 Jun '07, 17:45 | X
    • Wet cotton bud dipped in salt.

      Then apply to infected area. Repeat reguarly until you cry for your mum.

      Bundoz @Royter-Hatfood | 4 Jun '07, 17:47 | X
  • salt water

    yo_soy_welshmun | 4 Jun '07, 17:45 | X
  • ^ this

    howmuchivelied @wishpig | 4 Jun '07, 17:46 | X
  • no way!

    meths @wishpig | 4 Jun '07, 17:46 | X
  • murderer

    meths @Terra | 4 Jun '07, 17:51 | X
  • blu tack

    sadpunk | 4 Jun '07, 17:45 | X
    • so little tact

      meths @sadpunk | 4 Jun '07, 17:46 | X
  • yes

    salt

    ulcers are actually small slugs

    ronslunchbox | 4 Jun '07, 17:46 | X
  • TCP innit

    hendonturnstile26 | 4 Jun '07, 17:46 | X
  • I think the salt water one

    is a big fat lie designed to make you cry. It didn't help mine...

    Yeah, salt water Meths - that fixes everything!

    smilingcrazylady | 4 Jun '07, 17:46 | X
    • come downs?

      meths @smilingcrazylady | 4 Jun '07, 17:47 | X
      • yep

        also:

        lack of sex drive
        stupidity
        ugliness.

        smilingcrazylady @meths | 4 Jun '07, 17:54 | X
        • i might give to some to lady mehts then!

          IF ONLY SHE WERE HERE TO HEAR THAT JOKE!

          meths @smilingcrazylady | 4 Jun '07, 17:54 | X
    • Salt on a cotton bud

      nukes 'em good. Yes it hurts, but it works, lady!

      Bundoz @smilingcrazylady | 4 Jun '07, 18:03 | X
  • go to the shops

    and buy some bonjela

    pretty_vacant | 4 Jun '07, 17:46 | X
  • They wouldn't let Bonjella on the plane a few days ago :(

    TheWildSon | 4 Jun '07, 17:47 | X
    • no passport?

      yo_soy_welshmun @TheWildSon | 4 Jun '07, 17:48 | X
  • my friend claims she bites them off

    i think she's crazy

    IndieAndy_Jones | 4 Jun '07, 17:48 | X
    • or just really gross...

      chunty @IndieAndy_Jones | 4 Jun '07, 17:49 | X
      • or a lier!

        meths @chunty | 4 Jun '07, 17:50 | X
  • Squeeze a lemon onto them!

    TheoGB | 4 Jun '07, 17:49 | X
    • you're joking?

      meths @TheoGB | 4 Jun '07, 17:50 | X
      • WHY THE FUCK WOULD I ABVE A LEMON!

        meths @meths | 4 Jun '07, 17:50 | X
      • No. My French teacher recommended it

        apparently vitamin C will cure the fucker up.

        I never run out of bonjela in case I decide this is true.

        TheoGB @meths | 4 Jun '07, 17:52 | X
    • racist

      pieces_of_reece @TheoGB | 4 Jun '07, 17:50 | X
    • buy

      them a cheap rib dinner, demand to go halves then call them a slut

      ronslunchbox @TheoGB | 4 Jun '07, 17:51 | X
  • just be a man and get over it

    it's only a fecking ulcer

    IndieAndy_Jones | 4 Jun '07, 17:51 | X
    • mummy it hurts!

      meths @IndieAndy_Jones | 4 Jun '07, 17:52 | X
  • TCP

    hendonturnstile26 | 4 Jun '07, 17:53 | X
    • rub

      toothpaste over it untill it's smooth and then pretend it's not there.

      Frances14 @hendonturnstile26 | 4 Jun '07, 17:54 | X
      • I don't actually know

        i'm not even sure what a ulcer is, but hey it could work

        Frances14 @Frances14 | 4 Jun '07, 17:54 | X
  • someone once told me you

    mash salt into them with a matchstick, they may have been being cruel though

    ThingsThatFly | 4 Jun '07, 18:00 | X
  • bump

    Royter-Hatfood | 2 Sep '10, 11:23 | X
  • Forget Bonjela

    You want this stuff: http://www.chemistdirect.co.uk/frador-mouth-ulcer-tincture_1_3018.html

    wisdom | 2 Sep '10, 11:27 | X
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