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I feel sick. Is this meant to be art? Art for art's sake? It's just a porn film with shit music.
and then soundtracked it.
it's not that bad.
just an expose of a relationship based mainly on sex.
I see what it's trying to do, but it's just made me feel a bit ill. I reckon I was at one of those gigs but I gave up looking. Which one were you in? I'm going to wind it back and look.
I've nearly finished now
my ex is right behind one of them, he has a hat on i think, you can kind of see his curly hair. i'm sure you see my shoulder at some point.
that's the one I was at
at the beginning or the end?
beginning? i don't know, i saw it years ago.
never tell when sex is good
I already did !
she writes her opinion of the sexing on a piece of paper.
Which she then places in a Suggestions Box.
something like that happened to you in the past !
for someone else.
I suggested "get better"
Did it work ?
if that is what you meant.
Did it get better ?
wanna do it again.
she was bad.....
it sounds like bernard manning. this is unattractive'
I'm happy with that
I'm not concerned with the mark she gives me
© Judge_B, 2006
by Nick Hornby.
with an unusually thin woman and a man with an unusually stippled penis.
it's really odd.
The director, Michael Winterbottom didn't show but his actor did.
Arrrrgh - I dunno. Good clips of some good tracks etc.
Gratutious porn in a sense.. Nothing that hadn't really been done before except this was allegedly, for, 'big screen public'...
I was a bit bored with it after awhile. Seen one dick on screen, seem them all.
if it's a director's Q&A and the director doesn't show that kind of makes the whole experience redundant?
in the nudey nude the whole time and how did it make him feel.
Personally, I think Micheal Winterbottom is a fine director but yeah, was a bit disappointed he didn't show.
It kind of lightened the whole Soho screening experience of it when the lights were raised and everyone moved uncomfortably in their chairs.
(not a cock and balls story).
is it any good? has anyone seen it?
very good, quite funny and uber clever if you've read tut book. mega recommended.
Isn't it just a couple having sex?
To be honest the concept sounded quite dull (hence me not bothering to watch it) but I can't really imagine it being vomit-inducing.
I'm intrigued though, purely because it's stars Gruey.
The whole concept of this makes me a bit angry. I like porn, its great, but its so fucking lame when people make a porno and pretend its some respectable 'art' film. Lame idea, done before and it was shit the first time.
The French get it right.
nestling approximately between Batman and Robin and Jaws: the revenge.
The dialogue is some of the worst ever, so incredibly stilted though sometimes unintentionally hilarious. The performances are fucking abysmal.
The concept is horrible: OMG they are so cool and young, going to Brixton Academy to watch fucking Elbow or some such shit. It's 69 minutes long, how incredibly clever!!!
Gruey jizzes on his stomach and looks confused and ashamed, like it really wasn't meant to happen like that.
I don't get how Michael Winterbottom could get it so wrong.
but I don't get out much.
Gruey Screwy. This stuff writes itself.
it's alright, gets pretty boring. The live music scenes are quite good / realistic, shame the bands are rubbish (elbow, brmc, etc). Can't really remember the sex scenes that well.
reads these boards. Don't be so disgusting
I forgot you were an old fashioned gentleman.
was an old fashioned gentleman and he masturbated all the time. He did whip himself for it though
and I am already laughing at my desk. Good job.
and never got it back >:(
about 20 minutes before feeling really weird about it all...