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the first to post about penises?
but it's ok! He didn't have chlamydia.
another penis saved.
but it was a "hilarious" misunderstanding
still, as i lived in wales at the time, i got a full course of antibiotics for free!
Turns out it was just some kind of bladder infection thing. As with all things STI related, if it don't itch, it ain't a bitch
i thought i was a carrier, cos my ex had a bladder infection but gave me the impression that it was chlamdya
aaaaaah, I dunno
Yeah, basically I just felt like I needed to piss ALL the time. It was like my little Japanese eye was constantly buckling under a swirling torrent of urine. Oddly, this occured literally days after I had slept with a girl called 'Clairey'. I'm sure the swine had SOMETHING to do with it...
Is that 'y' REALLY necessary?
But these thoughts were soon replaced with 'why does my willy sting?'. It's funny how the threat of a curious STD can make you forget about erroneous lettering