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She's watching 'à la recherche de la nouvelle star' on TV ( french version of american idol ).
He was no Seunna though.
he was so much better ( he didn't kill himself, that's an undeniable proof ! )
why do the english think more than 3 words is 18 ?
sock it to him, bamos.
ni le mal tout ca m'est bien égal...
However the joke, based around the idea that lyle meant testes, as opposed to tastes, is probably lost this far down. Which is a shame, as it's possibly the best thing I've thought of all day.
is Lyle's wifes testes?
I'm not suggesting it's been a good day.
I was going to thank you for making my evening slightly more exciting...
and Lyle's wife's testes, is none of my business.
are none of Bamos business...
otherwise I won't be able to continue this with anything approaching a straight face.
but nothing in this thread is serious, isn't it ?
I'm using this thread as the serious distraction from the comedy of my 'homework'.
Since when ?
Your wife watching the french version of pop idol sounds pretty serious to me.
Also, the incredibly literal title à la recherche de la nouvelle star' is ace. Do they have a football show in french called les hommes courez et donnez un coup de pied une boule essayant de marquer plus de buts que leurs adversaires?
I know that's not going to make grammatical sense, but my french isn't what it was. And it was never all that.
I don't even make grammatical sense in english.
'les hommes courez et donnez un coup de pied à une balle en essayant de marquer plus de buts que leurs adversaires?' for a future TV show...
Maybe fat men chosen in pubs having to play some football games in front of TV.
The winner will play a full ame of league 1 with the PSG ( can't be worse than thier actual players anyway... )
I'm afraid of what testes might be...
is that your wife shouldn't have them.
But would that have been a problem for you ?
your wife having testes? I haven't really thought about it to be honest.
Is it a problem ?
about tolerance towards frenchmen marrying hermaphrodites, or marrying men who become eunuchs or something?
That would be superb.
can become anything.
and/or eunuchs, seems to have fallen by the wayside.
Talk to her!
what an idea !
and ask for a cup of tea.
at that time ?
AND CERTAINLY NOT FOOLISH.
I might be a bit foolish...
But there's no guarantee...
They're MARRIED YOU FOOL
I'M A FOOL.
seems to be addling your brain.
SWINE I TELL THEE
I'm betting it's horrible !
at the same time ?
I'm the fat one.
That big fish was purchased at TK Maxx, retail fans
oooooh, how exciting. When, just now?
but I think I might start. Give me something to do, at least.
There's not really much to see there, other than some pics of me and my chums and a hint of a Breakfast Club obsession
I might want to ask them weird questions about you at a later date.
What kind of questions would you ask? This is all very intriguing...
Where you live, work, your phone number etc. so I can take the stalking to a creepier level.
cause he's such a dish. Either that or Comice.
dove_from_above - is he a pear fan?
He likes big butts, and he cannot lie....
He loves that early 90's rock he does.
Shoddy work on both accounts, yesserree.
lemonbrickcombo standards are slipping, he needs a comedy MOT and fast.
this lemonbrickcombo here is a nice little runner, only one old lady owner who only took him to the supermarket every Thursday. He does smell of dog though but that's nothing some well applied air freshener can't remove.
So then luv, giv us £200 for him.
we sent those kind of things by PM to each other?
unsensitive bastards. If I fail my exam tomorrow, it's your fault.
Oooh, I went there.
(I am only joking. I would totally stalk you as well)
That's so me when you least expect it.
I'M UNDER YOUR BED