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sorry, i only have 15 to post and this is the best i could do.
it nearly home time tho non?
excited? smiling? erect?
where the fek have you been, anyhoo?
but.... sausage and mash for tea tonight and then a couple of drinks in th pub!
I've got flu.
I feel like SHIT.
I want my bed.
you dont know what i stuck up her nose
preferably a cute butler. who tells funny jokes.
more than a brick, but less than plasticine.
I'm flexible with the 'funny' bit and 'cute' - to an extent. Right now I'll take what I can get.
i sit next to the answer for all out of place boners