"Gain free entrance to this summer's Carling Weekend: Reading and Leeds Festivals by joining our Campsite Assistant Teams (CATs).

Festival organisers, Mean Fiddler, are recruiting volunteers to be the 'eyes and ears' of the ever popular Carling Weekend: Reading & Leeds Festivals.

Typical duties of a volunteer include:
• Assisting festival goes with directions.
• Helping festival goers carry their belongings and pitch their tents.
• Reporting back on any problems in the campsites – such as litter and facilities.

In return for their efforts all volunteers are provided with:
• A crew pass
• A CAT Pack
• A CAT uniform
• A secure camping area
• Access to crew café, bar, toilets, and hot showers.

All volunteers are welcome to enjoy the festival when they are off-shift."

"Helping festival goers carry their belongings and pitch their tents."

Bloody hell, can't people do anything for themselves anymore? Do they need escorted to the portaloos in case they need someone to queue for them?