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Anyone have one of these? Pull up a chair and tell me about it so I can live vicariously through you
what good is a bitch in the garden anyway shitting on the lawn all day.
i was thinking of posting this, but i got distracted by last fm.
i was going to post "the blonde one with the small chest, or the well-endowered brunette" :P
i'm REALLY WACKY!!!!!
girls with large breasts tend not to be hotttt
do fake blonde sluts. oh noes!!!
blondes are not all they're cut out to be.
But just how well endowed are we talking here?
how big is good big, and how big is BIIIGG EWWWW big?
i hope so.
that thread pretty much scarred me forever.
i was responsible for that one :(
for the love of god post a link
Unfortunately I'm still at work and in a very delicate position - I'm typing these posts every time my boss gets up to grab something - so it's a little too risky to look at that right now.
about the well-endowed brunette please.
i fail at the internet.
and was about to congratulate you.
but they didn't give me my money, so I stabbed them in the head...
That's smutty, right?
I demand compensation.
I want brown sauce. In fact, make it BBQ sauce and I will let you keep one bean.
I need to develop better negotiating skills.
I met this chick and she just moved right up the block from me
And she got the hots for me, the finest thing I need to see
But oh, no, no, she got a man and a son, oh-oh, but that’s okay
I dedicate this to all the pretty girls
All the pretty girls
Its on (echo)
All the pretty girls, in the world
And the ugly girls too
Cause to me your pretty anyways baby
You give me your number, I call you up
you act like ur pussy dont interrupt
I don't have no problem with you fucking me
But I have a little problem wit you not fucking me
Baby you know ima take care of you
Cause you say you got my baby, and I know it ain't true
Is it a good thing? no its bad bitch
For good or worse, makes you switch
So I walk on over with my crystal
Bitches, niggaz put away your pistols
Dirty wont be having it in this house
Cause bitch I'll cripple your style
Now that you heard my calm voice
You couldn't get another nigga, hoochie wont get moist
If you wana look good and not be bummy, girl you better give me that money
Hey, dirty, baby I got your money
Don't your worry, I said hey.
Baby I got your money
Yo! so I glanced at the girls, girls glanced at me
I whispered in their ear, wana be with me?
You wana look pretty though, in my video
Ol' dirty on the hat and I let you all know
Just dance! if you caught up in the holy ghost trance
If you stop! ima put the killer ants in your pants
I'm the O-D-B as you can see
Every eye, don't you be watching me
I don't want no problems cause I put you down
In the ground where you can not be found
I'm just dirt dog trying to make sum bunny
So give me my streaks and give me my honey
Radio, yes all day, everyday
Recognize I'm a fool and ya luuuuuuuuuuv me!
None of you nmph better look at me funny
Nmph you know my name now give me my money!
[repeat the hook]
Dirty: sing it, sing it girls! (during hook)
Just shake it right now!
Somebody else: if dirty want his money
I think ya'll should give him his money
Dirty: that's how I like giiiiiiiirlllll
Sexy, sexy, sexy!
Sexy, sexy, sexy!
Nigga playing in the club like this all night
Bitches put your ass out let me hold it tight
You looking at my wrist saying "its so nice"
The price bitch is diamonds shining disco light
You better help me solve this problem
Or ima get this money and rob them
Lucky dig when I won the lotto
Ran up on my car for carrying (ryllos?)
You can call me dirty, and then lift up your skirt
And you want some of this dirty, god made dirt and dirt bust yo ass
Stop annoying me, yeah! I play my music loud
It takes the bastard ol' dirty, to move the crowd
They say he had his dick in his mouth
Eddie Murphy told me that back in the house
But give me my money!
[repeat the hook]
but it's not really YOUR slut dilemma is it?