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£500 on a scratchcard
fire off a couple of rounds into the air to celebrate
And Richard Dawkins does a smug little dance.
good work my friend
will tell you which one im on....and when to look for me.
it wasn't on yesterday, but I'll leave extra early today to catch the 5:35 slot.
bloody bank holidays....i never benefit from them (unless i am at home and wroking where i earn more) bank holidays suck
I should start doing the lotto
I'm going to buy a ticket tonight!
beginners luck- an irish themed card....i won three pennies in a diagonal line pointing towards the £500 thing. I have phoned the up, but i want it now!lol
I feel you should give me half
End of the Road tickets. I'm well happy.
marilyn manson gets to fuck evan rachel wood
michael bay still gets to make movies
to buy coathangers. does anyone want some out-of-date jaffa cakes or some biscuits from qatar?
Don't cheap out and buy the wire ones
in a 99p store. It's a choice between 99p and 99p.
but you could get 6 crap hangers or 3 quality hangers for 99p
I miss pounds and pence
merchandise well . . . .
99p shops (or eurosaver as we know them) is the only place you can buy capri sun (spelt sonne for some reason) so I'm forced to go there
14 (!) plastic ones.
He's almost double her age!
what makes winning on the scratchcard even better is when i bought it along with my rustlers rib sandwhich the woman gave me 60 pence more change than i should have had, making the cost of the ticket only 40 pence...this makes me smile
you owe that shop 60% of your winnings.
it's on his website, she screams a lot in it.
And NME can't even get her name right...
I like the way he's all 'yes its me, here I am shocking Marilyn Manson- check me shocking out and my shocking video I am Shocking Marilyn Shocking Manson in shocking video aha!'
Its not shocking dude, its just nauseating
'seductively massages her nether regions' - they can't even bring themselves to say 'wank'.
having sex? Even with a pretty girl, he's gonna ruin it for you.
The only thing remotely shocking is that she has such bad taste in old men.
But every one you buy after this up to 495ish is losing you points.