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wtf! i couldn't believe this was him.
the utter fuck is that?!?
of a mug, with rich & joe's mugs on it.
also, i'm not sure i'm comfortable with unofficial fact-o-rama merchandise...
to see the potential money making opportunities that it offered
perhaps you should rebrand it as guntrips's super mega fact-o-rama.
+5 points to you.
it's like a mcfly smash hits poster pullout
david spade's career really went downhill after tommy boy
can I have a t-shirt with it on?
a public apology , aren't I?
he won't surface for a few more hours.
at all - I think he took today off to drain his liver/kidneys/pancreas.
or have you all been sworn to secrecy?
with him throwing up from the bedroom window at 5.30pm perhaps...
maybe for the best I didn't show?
there was the breaking of Mrs Devon's mum's crockery/glasses/ornaments/curtainrails.
Dave spitting on his own floor
Dave crushing a tub of candy floss on his own head
Dave falling into a bush after attempting to play cricket, then removing his shirt and screaming in his garden.
Dave kicking doors in
Dave heading his lampshade in the living room.
When I have to tell you to calm down at least 3 times, you know it has gone too far.
it's best that Mr Starshaped didn't meet him at this particular point. I am now also reconsidering who I will be inviting to my eventual housewarming.
Isn't your housewarming going to be in Crawley or somewhere like that? You've probably guaranteed a massive non-attendance based on that alone.
40 mins from London Victoria!
waiting for a question from his Norwich City quiz book, stumbling off the sofa face down onto a coffee table, laying there for a minute before standing up and saying 'I'm ready for my question now'
Dave getting a lapdance from the evening's Eddie Izzard look-a-like whilst hiccupping.
my girlfriend deleted them.
or sleeping in the shed with the lawnmower and cat piss.
you keep cat piss in your shed? Bottled?
I sell it to Carling.
I'd forgotten how good that was. Also, reading the account of Dave's party makes me really, really wish I'd been there...
i left faaaar to early, tho this was quite possibly for the best.
has thrown up out the window before 6pm maybe that is a good signal to leave.
I incorrectly identified as 'Lucy'? I think you left at about the right time.
I want that mug. :(
will you take a post-dated cheque made out of scrap paper and a blue felt-tip pen?
but he still got my name wrong when booking our flights (tho the names Brooner or Bruno weren't involved)
your real name wrong. It's not exactly difficult
our flights are both booked under my family name
me, you were still a wreck yesterday...
apology, but after hearing about your behaviour I think that maybe it was for the best I didn't show up.
I wouldn't have behaved like that
Ana's sister says that olegrich is no longer welcome at our house. Probably for the best
and WHAT did olegrich do?
according to Ana's sister he kept pouring me really strong and disgusting drinks until I dropped stuff and then he'd be calling me a disgrace. I think the words she used were "conceited cunt"
thats the best story ever! and also, you didn't need any help with your drinks. You tried to make me drink a box of wine with you in 5 minutes.
rich for your lack of self control?
Ana's sister was
I'm relieved that Molly didn't have to see this, she's too young.
I have decided that this party is going to prompt a My Name Is Earl experience where I have to atone for all my actions.
sees you she will probably kill you
I cut two fingers cleaning up your mess.
he broke loads of plates and glasses. He even dropped the fact-o-rama mug!!!
thankfully it didn't break
as the next morning I had to wash up every single cup and glass in the house
awful! You'd have been justified in feeding him bits of the broken mug.
the 20 stone Kosovan man next door coming round to complain and me laughing at him and refusing to turn the music down
leaving one of my friends from work at Radlett station in the rain as my phone had ran out of battery and I hadn't realised
I am glad you didn't come. I have to pay her taxi fare. She was/is furious
its a 15 minute walk.
you to my housewarming I might restrict you too the J2Os.
behaving like that again. Don't worry about that
have you said that before? I think I'll have the housewarming BEFORE we decorate, so I don't have to worry.
Again? Fucks sake.
I refuse to belive that Ana's sister is anything other than right.
a right fucking whinger
she had every right to hate both me and dave. Dave more so.
even looked at me yesterday
She got cross last year when the cricket got out of hand.
Did Michael sleep with anyone?
VERY early. I even remember it
did i meet him?
I warned you about him
did he leave because he was having too much fun?
to do your best man duties in a similar state.
out of the country if I did my best man duties in that state
and possibly elder brother - everyone else would enter into the spirit of the occasion.
on your own.
on the bouncy castle, spilling none.
you really don't want me there do you?
By the way, mary is trying to convince all her friends that she met eddie izzard on sunday. I don't think its working.
stranger on Saturday to come up with that comparison - does she want the photo signed? I think the extra 'chubb' around the cheeks gives away the non Eddie-ness of me.
'to mary, I am not eddie izzard, from John Rogers'
It's the thought that counts
is that the woman in the shop obviously thought that me and Rich were a couple, much to his discomfort.
I thought we played the 'gay couple at odds' role perfectly.
True. It was pretty much a note-perfect rendering.
if he'd still had that moustache.
he would be top and rich would be bottom.