i just spent the best part of twenty minutes trying to ascertain who had made board post number two million. i narrowed it down from between 13:03 and 13:13 to between 13:09 and 13:10 on the 21st of May, before taking a more direct route and searching for threads around that time.
i was going to emerge triumphant with this post 2,000,000 as some sort of landmark of our times. maybe offer a prize to the winner.
until i realised that one person, and one person alone, cared more about the landmark post. he cared so much, it's all he posted about, for several minutes.
that person, my friends, was Theo Graham-Brown. and this is his post: http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/1999701#r2000000
i feel deeply ashamed. and i hope you can all help me to come back from this.