One of my friends really doesn't get many films beyond the complexity levels of Resident Evil or The Fast and the Furious.
This often leads to her making really annoying critical comments of films because she doesn't get them.
The two best/worst:
"It was so grainy, why didn't they use better cameras?" after 28 Days Later
"Nothing happened" after any Wes Anderson film, Amélie and any other character-based film.
Hit me with yours. BAM.