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what. just... what the fuck?!?!?!?!!?
called Jesus now?
I only read the headline...
in three days.
he should have done that a month ago.
use stingray barbs to nail it to a cross made of Steve Irwin's bones
In asexual reproduction there would be:
a) no evolution
b) a proliferation of genetic mutations which would eventually fuck the sharks up royally
the second coming just went a bit wrong. 'Shit I've ending up as a shark, thats not right, try again.'
It could be like Quantum Leap with God as Al. 'Well Jesus it look like you've got to save some troubled cod before you can jump again'.
And whats up with stingrays? They say they are harmless but thats Steve Irwin and Jesus in only a few months now?!
Sharks are reclaiming planet Earth as their own...